animated The Funniest Props on The Simpsons  

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List Rules No living characters, human or otherwise. No locations. Inanimate props only.

The Simpsons has it all... funny jokes, funny characters, funny plot-lines... but it also has the props to back it all up. Sometimes, finding the product names, or reading the newspaper headlines is funnier than the episode itself. Vote for your favorites, and be sure to add what I missed... because there is NO WAY I got them all!
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The Chalkboard is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Chalkboard

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801 166
Mr. Sparkle Box is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Mr. Sparkle Box Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern

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784 161
Malk is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Malk Now with Vitamin R

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593 104
The Couch is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Couch

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726 148
The 'Bort' License Plate is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The 'Bort' License Plate We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates.

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655 137
Duff Beer is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Duff Beer

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646 140
Tomacco is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Tomacco

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610 129
Krusty Home Pregnancy Test is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Krusty Home Pregnancy Test Warning: May cause birth defects

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602 132
The Make-Up Gun is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Make-Up Gun

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615 154
I Choo-Choo Choose You Card is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
I Choo-Choo Choose You Card

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552 142
The Drinking Bird is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Drinking Bird Stupid Bird! I never should have put you in charge!

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443 114
Squishee is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Squishee

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539 162
Inanimate Carbon Rod is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Inanimate Carbon Rod In Rod We Trust

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443 143
Homer's Sugar Pile is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Homer's Sugar Pile First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women...

The 17 Greatest Simpsons Religion Jokes

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Homers 10 Foot Sandwich of Dea... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Matthew Powell added Homers 10 Foot Sandwich of Death

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281 77
Grade F Meat is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
JeffCrowder added Grade F Meat

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251 62
Ranker Video
Rakes

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374 132
Gummi Venus De Milo is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Gummi Venus De Milo

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314 103
Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel

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366 132
Krusty-Os is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Krusty-Os Free inside! One jagged metal Krusty-O

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347 123
Lisa's Saxaphone is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Lisa's Saxaphone

The Greatest Female Villains

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359 133
The RibWich is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The RibWich

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361 143
"The Homer" Car is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
"The Homer" Car

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338 142
Dr. Nick's Nutrition Pyramid is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Dr. Nick's Nutrition Pyramid ... chocotastic group, congealed group, empty calories group...

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318 140
Big Book of British Smiles is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Big Book of British Smiles

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246 99
The Baby Translator is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Baby Translator

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266 113
Jebediah Springfield Statue He... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Jebediah Springfield Statue Head

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251 104
Lil' Bastard Clock Tampering K... is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Lil' Bastard Clock Tampering Kit

The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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277 131
Free Trampoline is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Free Trampoline Tramampoline!

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243 109
AT-5000 Auto Dialer is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
AT-5000 Auto Dialer

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286 140
Malibu Stacy is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
dubier added Malibu Stacy "Don't ask me, I'm just a girl."

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249 117
Radioactive Man #1 is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Radioactive Man #1

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236 111
Bobo the Bear is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

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223 104
Simpson & Son Revitalizing... is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic

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213 103
The Homer Bowling Ball is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Homer Bowling Ball

16 Movie "In Jokes" You Probably Didn't Notice

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Smoking Monkey is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Lon Harris added Smoking Monkey Look, he's taking another puff!

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Assorted Horse Parts is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
PaKent added Assorted Horse Parts "Now with more testicles!"

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Krusty the Klown Alarm Klock is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Krusty the Klown Alarm Klock

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120 47
Bart's Utility Belt is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added Bart's Utility Belt

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211 121
Vincent Price's Egg Magic is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Vincent Price's Egg Magic If you calling about the missing feet...

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Nuts and Gum (together at Last... is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Nuts and Gum (together at Last)

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182 100
Bart's Spy Camera is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Bart's Spy Camera Where's my spy camera? Where's my spy camera?!

Fake TV Shows on The Simpsons

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183 101
Lady Krusty Mustache Removal S... is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Lady Krusty Mustache Removal System But Johnny Unitas, is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?

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204 120
Superstar Celebrity Microphone is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Superstar Celebrity Microphone We're sending our love down the well

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192 117
Powersauce Bars is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Powersauce Bars Those things are just made of apple cores and chinese newspapers

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158 95
Krusty's Legal Forms is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Lon Harris added Krusty's Legal Forms Well, it is a quality form...

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170 108
Assassin Shoes is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Assassin Shoes

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206 139
Skittlebrau is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Skittlebrau

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175 115
Cheezus H. Rice is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Cheezus H. Rice

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158 101
Krusty Brand 'Chew Goo' Gum-Li... is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Krusty Brand 'Chew Goo' Gum-Like Substance Contains spider eggs and a deadly virus. Krusty charges for the antidote.