animated The Funniest Props on The Simpsons  

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List Rules No living characters, human or otherwise. No locations. Inanimate props only.

The Simpsons has it all... funny jokes, funny characters, funny plot-lines... but it also has the props to back it all up. Sometimes, finding the product names, or reading the newspaper headlines is funnier than the episode itself. Vote for your favorites, and be sure to add what I missed... because there is NO WAY I got them all!
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The Chalkboard is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Chalkboard

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795 164
Malk is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Malk Now with Vitamin R

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810 169
Mr. Sparkle Box is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Mr. Sparkle Box Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern

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605 105
The Couch is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Couch

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733 153
The 'Bort' License Plate is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The 'Bort' License Plate We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates.

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666 138
Duff Beer is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Duff Beer

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621 130
Krusty Home Pregnancy Test is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Krusty Home Pregnancy Test Warning: May cause birth defects

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651 145
Tomacco is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Tomacco

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608 136
The Make-Up Gun is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Make-Up Gun

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626 157
I Choo-Choo Choose You Card is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
I Choo-Choo Choose You Card

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559 145
The Drinking Bird is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Drinking Bird Stupid Bird! I never should have put you in charge!

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449 116
Squishee is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Squishee

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545 164
Inanimate Carbon Rod is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Inanimate Carbon Rod In Rod We Trust

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Homer's Sugar Pile is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Homer's Sugar Pile First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women...

These Disney Princess Were Absolutely Terrible Role Models

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223 42
Homers 10 Foot Sandwich of Dea... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Matthew Powell added Homers 10 Foot Sandwich of Death

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283 82
Grade F Meat is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
JeffCrowder added Grade F Meat

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Ranker Video
Rakes

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372 133
Krusty-Os is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Krusty-Os Free inside! One jagged metal Krusty-O

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353 124
Lisa's Saxaphone is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Lisa's Saxaphone

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376 137
Gummi Venus De Milo is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Gummi Venus De Milo

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319 107
Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel

The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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360 137
The RibWich is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The RibWich

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364 146
"The Homer" Car is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
"The Homer" Car

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338 146
Dr. Nick's Nutrition Pyramid is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Dr. Nick's Nutrition Pyramid ... chocotastic group, congealed group, empty calories group...

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321 143
Big Book of British Smiles is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Big Book of British Smiles

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247 102
The Baby Translator is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Baby Translator

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Jebediah Springfield Statue He... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Jebediah Springfield Statue Head

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252 108
Lil' Bastard Clock Tampering K... is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Lil' Bastard Clock Tampering Kit

The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

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Malibu Stacy is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
dubier added Malibu Stacy "Don't ask me, I'm just a girl."

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AT-5000 Auto Dialer is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
AT-5000 Auto Dialer

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277 135
Free Trampoline is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Free Trampoline Tramampoline!

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241 113
Bobo the Bear is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

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Radioactive Man #1 is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Radioactive Man #1

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224 108
Simpson & Son Revitalizing... is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic

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The Homer Bowling Ball is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Homer Bowling Ball

Female Sports with the Hottest Athletes

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Smoking Monkey is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Lon Harris added Smoking Monkey Look, he's taking another puff!

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Assorted Horse Parts is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
PaKent added Assorted Horse Parts "Now with more testicles!"

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Krusty the Klown Alarm Klock is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Krusty the Klown Alarm Klock

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Bart's Utility Belt is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added Bart's Utility Belt

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Nuts and Gum (together at Last... is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Nuts and Gum (together at Last)

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Vincent Price's Egg Magic is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Vincent Price's Egg Magic If you calling about the missing feet...

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Bart's Spy Camera is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Bart's Spy Camera Where's my spy camera? Where's my spy camera?!

The Most Fascinating Facts You Didn't Know About WALL-E

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Lady Krusty Mustache Removal S... is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Lady Krusty Mustache Removal System But Johnny Unitas, is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?

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Superstar Celebrity Microphone is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Superstar Celebrity Microphone We're sending our love down the well

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Powersauce Bars is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Powersauce Bars Those things are just made of apple cores and chinese newspapers

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Krusty's Legal Forms is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Lon Harris added Krusty's Legal Forms Well, it is a quality form...

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Skittlebrau is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Skittlebrau

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Assassin Shoes is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Assassin Shoes

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Krusty Brand 'Chew Goo' Gum-Li... is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Krusty Brand 'Chew Goo' Gum-Like Substance Contains spider eggs and a deadly virus. Krusty charges for the antidote.

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Cheezus H. Rice is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Cheezus H. Rice