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Here are the best quotes from The Goldbergs on ABC, ranked by fans of the show. The Goldbergs is full of 1980s nostalgia and hilarious family antics. Whether or not you grew-up in the 1980s, you will still enjoy The Goldbergs quotes, rich with subtle references from the decade. The show premiered on ABC in 2013 and was created by Adam F. Goldberg. It features a hilarious cast including Wendi McLendon-Covey, Jeff Garlin and George Segal.

Fantastic writing and hilarious dialogue are a few of the reasons that The Goldbergs became a break-out hit.  The tone stays light and funny, while exploring the dynamic of this dysfunctional family. This list features some of the show's best quotes and one-liners. Vote for the best The Goldbergs quotes and dialogue you see below. If you are a die-hard fan, make sure to hit us up in the comments section to tell us your personal favorite lines from the show.

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A Promise


A Promise is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Quotes From The Goldbergs
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Beverly Goldberg: (to the cop that arrested Adam, Pops, and Barry) "Remember this face, officer, because it is gonna haunt your dreams. IT'S GONNA HAUNT YOUR MOTHER F*CKIN' DREAMS!"
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No Big Deal


No Big Deal is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Quotes From The Goldbergs
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Barry Goldberg: "Now, I don't wanna make too big a deal outta this, but I do believe it'll be the greatest moment in the history of everything."
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A Daughter's Request


A Daughter's Request is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Quotes From The Goldbergs
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Erica Goldberg: "Mom, I need you to get heavily involved with your son in an inappropriate way."

Beverly Goldberg: "I'm in. You name it, I'll do it."
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Fair Warning


Fair Warning is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Quotes From The Goldbergs
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Albert 'Pops' Solomon: "When a neck-tie is on the door, the pants are on the floor."
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