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"The Hangover Part III" movie quotes bring the comedy film series fill circle with the third and final installment. Written and directed by Todd Phillips with Craig Mazin co-writing, "The Hangover Part III" brings the Wolf Pack back to Las Vegas where "The Hangover" first began. To beat the Memorial Day crowds, "The Hangover Part III" opened in the United States on May 23, 2013.

In "The Hangover Part III," the family gathers when Alan's (Zach Galifianakis) father (Jeffrey Tambor) passes away. This causes Alan to stop taking his medications and spiral out of control. Doug (Justin Bartha), Phil (Bradley Cooper), Stu (Ed Helms) and other family members gather to give Alan an intervention. They convince Alan to enter New Promises and the four men set off to drive Alan there.

Along the way, their car is ambushed by Marshall (John Goodman) who is looking for Mr. Chow (Ken Jeong) after Chow stole 21 million dollars. Marshall takes Doug as collateral leaving Alan, Phil and Stu once again on a quest to rescue Doug. Their adventures takes them back to many familiar faces like Mr. Chow, Black Doug (Mike Epps) and Jade the stripper (Heather Graham) plus a few new characters such as Cassie (Melissa McCarthy).

"The Hangover Part III" kicks off a summer 2013 movie season filled with hits following other movies released early in the year such as "The Great Gatsby," "The Big Wedding," "Oblivion," "Scary Movie 5," "Evil Dead," "Jurassic Park 3D," "G.I. Joe: Retaliation," "Olympus Has Fallen," "Admission," "The Incredible Burt Wonderstone," "Emperor," "Dead Man Down," and "Oz: The Great and Powerful."
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A Pair of Sweatpants for Alan

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Marshall: "Hector, grab a pair of sweatpants for Alan here"
Alan: "I'm a 44 slim. You bring me a few options?"

When the men meet up with Marshall again, Alan is frightened when Marshall shoots someone right in front of them and wets his pants. He doesn't completely lose it though as he has enough sense to ask for a few options in the change of pants Marshall's associate is brining for him.
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This Is An Intervention

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Doug: "We're all here to tell you about an awesome place called New Horizons."
Alan: "That does sound awesome."
Tracy: "Alan, this is an intervention."
Doug: "We drive you there today and I promise you will come back a changed man."
Alan: "You going, Phil?"
Phil: "I love you, Alan."
Alan: [cries loudly]

Phil, Stu, Doug, Tracy and other family members stage an intervention for Alan after the death of his father causes him to stop taking his medications. Alan first doesn't seem to understand what's happening but when Phil says he loves Alan, Alan loses it.
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You Haven't Learned Anything

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Alan: "We've been on a lot of adventures together but it seems like you haven't learned anything. Anything! I'll be in the limo."

Oblivious to reality, Alan takes a moment to shun Stu for his failure to learn from their past adventures. Stu clearly feels like Alan is the last person who should be giving advice considering his unfortunate past choices.
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Leslie Chow Stole 21 Million from Me

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Doug: "What was that?"
[Doug, Alan, Stu and Phil are pushed off the road and captured]
Marshall: "Where is he? Leslie Chow stole 21 million from me, and I figure the Wolf Pack have the best chance of finding him! Doug is my insurance!"
Alan: "Can't you take Stu instead?"

While transporting Alan to New Horizons, they are ambushed and pushed off the road. Marshall and his crew pull the men out of the car, put bags over their heads and demand info on Mr. Chow, all before taking Doug hostage as collateral.