"The Hangover Part III" movie quotes bring the comedy film series fill circle with the third and final installment. Written and directed by Todd Phillips with Craig Mazin co-writing, "The Hangover Part III" brings the Wolf Pack back to Las Vegas where "The Hangover" first began. To beat the Memorial Day crowds, "The Hangover Part III" opened in the United States on May 23, 2013.
In "The Hangover Part III," the family gathers when Alan's (Zach Galifianakis) father (Jeffrey Tambor) passes away. This causes Alan to stop taking his medications and spiral out of control. Doug (Justin Bartha), Phil (Bradley Cooper), Stu (Ed Helms) and other family members gather to give Alan an intervention. They convince Alan to enter New Promises and the four men set off to drive Alan there.
Along the way, their car is ambushed by Marshall (John Goodman) who is looking for Mr. Chow (Ken Jeong) after Chow stole 21 million dollars. Marshall takes Doug as collateral leaving Alan, Phil and Stu once again on a quest to rescue Doug. Their adventures takes them back to many familiar faces like Mr. Chow, Black Doug (Mike Epps) and Jade the stripper (Heather Graham) plus a few new characters such as Cassie (Melissa McCarthy)."The Hangover Part III" kicks off a summer 2013 movie season filled with hits following other movies released early in the year such as "The Great Gatsby," "The Big Wedding," "Oblivion," "Scary Movie 5," "Evil Dead," "Jurassic Park 3D," "G.I. Joe: Retaliation," "Olympus Has Fallen," "Admission," "The Incredible Burt Wonderstone," "Emperor," "Dead Man Down," and "Oz: The Great and Powerful."
I Bought a Giraffe
Alan: "My name's Alan and I bought a giraffe! Oh, my life is great!"After purchasing a giraffe, securing it in a trailer being pulled by his car, and getting on the highway, Alan thinks his life is grand. That is until he drives under an overpass causing a huge car crash and beheading the poor animal.6344Should this be higher or lower?
Alan's Been Off His Meds
Alan: "I can't believe my daddy is dead. I can think of so many people I'd rather have died first, like my mother."The death of Alan's father and following funeral sets off a chain of events from which the rest of the movie follows. As a result of losing his father, Alan goes off his meds forcing the other guys to step in and help him.
Doug: "Apparently Alan's been off his meds for about six months."
Stu: "Oh God, look at him now."3421Should this be higher or lower?
You Haven't Learned AnythingPhoto: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
Alan: "We've been on a lot of adventures together but it seems like you haven't learned anything. Anything! I'll be in the limo."Oblivious to reality, Alan takes a moment to shun Stu for his failure to learn from their past adventures. Stu clearly feels like Alan is the last person who should be giving advice considering his unfortunate past choices.1512Should this be higher or lower?
A Pair of Sweatpants for Alan
Marshall: "Hector, grab a pair of sweatpants for Alan here"When the men meet up with Marshall again, Alan is frightened when Marshall shoots someone right in front of them and wets his pants. He doesn't completely lose it though as he has enough sense to ask for a few options in the change of pants Marshall's associate is brining for him.
Alan: "I'm a 44 slim. You bring me a few options?"2019Should this be higher or lower?