The Heat Movie Quotes

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Vote up your favorite quotes from 'The Heat.'

Here are the best quotes from The Heat, a movie that tells the often humorous tale of what happens when a straight-laced FBI agent is tasked with working with a rowdy Boston detective in search of a Russian mobster. The crime comedy movie was written by Parks and Recreation scribe Katie Dippold and directed by Pail Feig, who previously saw success with the comedy Bridesmaids. The Heat opened in theaters in the United States on June 28, 2013.

In The Heat, Special Agent Sarah Ashburn (Sandra Bullock) is a successful yet not respected FBI agent who struggles to fit in among her peers. Much to her displeasure, she is sent by her supervisor to Boston, Massachusetts, to take the lead on an investigation to nab a Russian mobster. In Boston, Ashburn meets the police captain (Tom Wilson) first then the Boston Police detective she'll be working with, Detective Shannon Mullins (Melissa McCarthy). Despite having the captain on her side, Agent Ashburn is not welcomed by Detective Mullins and the two instantly clash.

The two ladies try their best to work together to take down the enemy but the combination of Ashburn's conservative style and Mullins' often foul and unconventional style initially do not mesh well together. In the end however the officers realize that they might not be all too different after all and perhaps the two of them, who never really had friends on their own, might just be perfect friends for one another.

Vote for your favorite lines from The Heat below, and if you're at your limit for funny buddy cop movies, there are many other great quotes from movies like White House Down, World War Z, Man of Steel, This Is the End, The Bling Ring, The Internship, The Purge, Fast and Furious 6, The Hangover Part III, The Great Gatsby, Scary Movie 5, and Jurassic Park 3D.

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    72 VOTES

    Looking for My Balls

    Looking for My Balls
    Video: YouTube

    Captain Frank Woods: The FBI has jurisdiction…

    Detective Shannon Mullins: Nope, not in there

    Captain Frank Woods: Will you stop?

    Detective Shannon Mullins: Nope, they're not in there

    Captain Frank Woods: Knock it off, Mullins!

    Special Agent Sarah Ashburn: What is she doing?

    Captain Frank Woods: She's looking for my balls.

    Detective Shannon Mullins: Hey has anyone seen the captain's balls? Let me know. They're about this big. They're like really, really tiny little girl balls, if little girls had balls.

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    Video: YouTube

    Mullins: [in bathroom] Jesus, what are those?

    Ashburn: Stop it, they're my Spanx. They hold everything together.

    Mullins: Why, what's gonna come popping out?

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    A Narc?

    A Narc?
    Video: YouTube

    Special Agent Sarah Ashburn: Uh, that is, that is one of the better sports-themed Jesus paintings I've seen. It's very good. It's nice.

    Michael Mullins: Are you a narc?

    Special Agent Sarah Ashburn: I'm sorry

    Michael Mullins: Are you a narc?

    Special Agent Sarah Ashburn: A knock? I'm sorry. I don't know what that is.

    Michael Mullins: A narc. Am I speaking Japanese?

    Mark Mullins: Yeah, listen to him.

    Michael Mullins: I'm going to sound it out for you. Are you or are you not a narc?! Like Johnny Depp in 20 Jump Street?

    Special Agent Sarah Ashburn: Ahhh, I see, I see, okay, a narc.

    Michael Mullins: A narc, yes

    Special Agent Sarah Ashburn: Yes, yes

    Michael Mullins: What was I saying?!

    Special Agent Sarah Ashburn: I was missing the R when you were saying. I heard knock.

    Mullins Brother: What are you? What are you doing here? What are you doing?

    Special Agent Sarah Ashburn: I'm a federal agent. I'm a special agent.

    Mullins Sister: Are you a boy or a girl?

    Second Mullins Sister: It's a fair question.

    Special Agent Sarah Ashburn: Uh, I'm… I'm female.

    Michael Mullins: "o kidding

    Special Agent Sarah Ashburn: All woman

    Mark Mullins: From the get go?

    Special Agent Sarah Ashburn: Um

    Mark Mullins: No operation?

    Special Agent Sarah Ashburn: Um… From birth, yes

    Mullins Sister: How do you get that close a shave on your face?

    Special Agent Sarah Ashburn: " need to go but I'll be back to um…

    Michael Mullins: Nice knowing ya.

    Special Agent Sarah Ashburn: Uh, thank you

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    Where Is My Prisoner?

    Where Is My Prisoner?
    Video: YouTube

    Detective Shannon Mullins: Where is my prisoner?

    Jail Guard: They came and got him.

    Detective Shannon Mullins: Who is they? There better be two of me. Is it two of me? I'm going to make you bend over and I'm going to reach up and into your pocket to get the keys to your house and then I'm going to drive there and stab you with your own badge. That's what I'm going to do.