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The Hitman's Bodyguard Movie Quotes

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The Hitman's Bodyguard movie quotes help provide the laughs to the film about a bodyguard and hitman forced to work together despite their unpleasant history. The action comedy movie was directed by Patrick Hughes using a screenplay penned by Tom O'Connor. The Hitman's Bodyguard opened theatrically on August 18, 2017.

In The Hitman's Bodyguard, Michael Bryce (Ryan Reynolds) is a disgraced executive protection agent, AKA a bodyguard, who has been out of work since losing a client. But when a very important witness, who is set to testify against evil dictator Vladislav Dukhovich (Gary Oldman), needs protection to make it to trial, Bryce is called in for the job.

So when Interpol Assistant Director Amelia Roussel (Élodie Yung) introduces Bryce to his client, hitman Darius Kincaid (Samuel L. Jackson), she soon learns that the two have bad blood with Bryce harboring feelings that Kincaid caused Bryce to lose his last client. In order to keep Kincaid safe enough to make it to Dukhovich's trial, the bodyguard and hitman must find a way to get along and work together.

The Hitman's Bodyguard was just one of several summer 2017 films in theaters along with Ingrid Goes West, The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature, Kidnap, and The Glass Castle.  

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    You Make Kool-Aid

    Darius Kincaid: Well, when life gives you s***, you make Kool-Aid.
    Michael Bryce: Life doesn’t usually give you s*** and then turn into a beverage.

    In these The Hitman's Bodyguard movie quotes, Kincaid gives Bryce an odd nugget of encouragement. Apparently Kincaid believes that Kool-Aid comes from, well, feces.

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      Executive Protection Agent

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      Michael Bryce: This is Michael Bryce, I’m an executive protection agent. I’ve extracted my client. Clean up is required. You might want to call the bomb squad. Make it the fire department.
      Seifert: Was that my car?
      Michael Bryce: I’m afraid so. Have a seat. It’s been a long day. 

      Following an extract of client Seifert, Michael Bryce calls in once the client is safe. While a bomb just blew up nearby, Bryce seems oddly calm in these The Hitman's Bodyguard movie quotes.

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        Have You Ever Said Please?

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        Darius Kincaid: I will bust a cap in your ass!
        Michael Bryce: Have you ever said please?
        Darius Kincaid: Please, motherf***er!
        Michael Bryce: Why are we always yelling?!

        Kincaid and Bryce have a very unique relationship, as demonstrated in these The Hitman's Bodyguard movie quotes. When Bryce asks Kincaid to use the word please, Kincaid does, but with some profanity as well.

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          A Job for You

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          Amelia Ryder: I have a job for you. The transport is in there.
          Michael Bryce: What the f***?
          Michael Bryce: 27 times, that’s how many times this asshole’s tried to kill me. 27... 28!

          Knowing that Darius Kincaid is under threat, Interpol Assistant Director Amelia Ryder enlists Michael Bryce to protect Kincaid until the trial. Bit as it becomes clear in these The Hitman's Bodyguard movie quotes, Bryce and Kincaid have a long history, and it's not a pleasant one.

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