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The Hitman's Bodyguard Movie Quotes 

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Updated September 3, 2017 93 votes 62 voters 5.1k views 10 items

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The Hitman's Bodyguard movie quotes help provide the laughs to the film about a bodyguard and hitman forced to work together despite their unpleasant history. The action comedy movie was directed by Patrick Hughes using a screenplay penned by Tom O'Connor. The Hitman's Bodyguard opened theatrically on August 18, 2017.

In The Hitman's Bodyguard, Michael Bryce (Ryan Reynolds) is a disgraced executive protection agent, AKA a bodyguard, who has been out of work since losing a client. But when a very important witness, who is set to testify against evil dictator Vladislav Dukhovich (Gary Oldman), needs protection to make it to trial, Bryce is called in for the job.

So when Interpol Assistant Director Amelia Roussel (Élodie Yung) introduces Bryce to his client, hitman Darius Kincaid (Samuel L. Jackson), she soon learns that the two have bad blood with Bryce harboring feelings that Kincaid caused Bryce to lose his last client. In order to keep Kincaid safe enough to make it to Dukhovich's trial, the bodyguard and hitman must find a way to get along and work together.

The Hitman's Bodyguard was just one of several summer 2017 films in theaters along with Ingrid Goes West, The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature, Kidnap, and The Glass Castle.  

Tell Us Where Your Husband Is
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Garrett: Mrs. Kincaid, you need to tell us where you husband is.
Sonia Kincaid: Why the f*** should I? That is your f***ing job, motherf***er, but obviously you suck at it.

When Garrett and others approach Sonia Kincaid looking for information on where her husband, Darius Kincaid, is, Sonia blows up. It's Garrett's job to know where Darius is and Sonia points out that fact in a clear manner.

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Have You Ever Said Please?
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Darius Kincaid: I will bust a cap in your ass!
Michael Bryce: Have you ever said please?
Darius Kincaid: Please, motherf***er!
Michael Bryce: Why are we always yelling?!

Kincaid and Bryce have a very unique relationship, as demonstrated in these The Hitman's Bodyguard movie quotes. When Bryce asks Kincaid to use the word please, Kincaid does, but with some profanity as well.

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You Make Kool-Aid is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Hitman's Bodyguard Movie Quotes
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You Make Kool-Aid

Darius Kincaid: Well, when life gives you s***, you make Kool-Aid.
Michael Bryce: Life doesn’t usually give you s*** and then turn into a beverage.

In these The Hitman's Bodyguard movie quotes, Kincaid gives Bryce an odd nugget of encouragement. Apparently Kincaid believes that Kool-Aid comes from, well, feces.

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Most Wanted Hitman in the World
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Michael Bryce: I’m a triple A rated executive protection agent and you’re the most wanted hitman in the world. My job is to keep you out of harm’s way. 
Darius Kincaid: S***! What the f***?!

While Bryce feels pretty confident about his abilities as a bodyguard, it's pretty clear that Kincaid feels differently. If both are going to stay safe, they'll need to learn to get over their checkered past.

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