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The Last Witch Hunter Movie Quotes 

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Updated November 6, 2017 22 votes 21 voters 3k views 10 items

The Last Witch Hunter movie quotes take viewers into a supernatural world where one immortal witch hunter must battle to save humanity. The fantasy action movie was written by Cory Goodman, Matt Sazama and Burk Sharpless. Directed by Breck Eisner, The Last Witch Hunter opened in theaters on October 23, 2015.

In The Last Witch Hunter, Kaulder (Vin Diesel) was long ago granted immortality by a Witch Queen, though as a curse rather than a perk. Because of his special condition, Kaulder has been assigned priest friends known as Dolans to protect over him. So when the 36th Dolan (Michael Caine) is about to retire and a 37th Dolan (Elijah Wood) is preparing to take over, this is a poor time for Kaulder to be faced with his toughest battle yet.

Kaulder must again save the world from assured destruction, but this time, he must do it in the Dream World where he does not have immortality. He must also align with a fellow witch hunter and witch herself, Chloe (Rose Leslie). With his life at risk, a fresh new Dolan by his side and an unlikely ally, this war will surely push Kaulder to levels he has not yet seen.

The Last Witch Hunter had good competition when it opened in theaters alongside the likes of Bridge of Spies, Goosebumps, The Martian, and The Intern.
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You've Got Me
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Dolan 37: Shouldn't I have a gun or an iron mallet or something?
Kaulder: You've got me.

Despite wanting to work with Kaulder his entire life, Dolan #37 doesn't seem to confident in Kaulder's abilities to keep both of them safe. Kaulder has no time for that nonsense.
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You've Run Out of Time
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Belial: Hello, witch hunter. You know people shouldn't root around their past. Some things are best left forgotten... After 800 years, you've run out of time.

Kaulder encounters an unfriendly bearded gentleman who seems to want to (try to) kill Kaulder. Belial isn't messing around, setting fire to the room they're in, while his lovely beard somehow is fire-resistant.
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You Want to Quit?
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Kaulder: How did that get in here? One means nothing, two, a coincidence, three, trouble... Get down! ... You want to quit?
Dolan 37: No, I want a raise!

Kaulder and Dolan 37 encounter a trio of bugs in a room. When the bugs spontaneously combust into a satanic pattern, Dolan immediately requests more money, as if he wasn't aware of the details of the job prior to that day.
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You Are the Greatest Soldier
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Dolan 36: I've been reading the history of your life and I've written my fair share of it but your story has no ending. You are the greatest soldier of the Axe and cross in a war between our world and the next.

Set to retire, the 36th Dolan looks back on Kaulder's life to give Kaulder a bit of a pep talk before what is sure to be a fierce battle ahead of him. He'll need more than a pep talk to wage this war, especially with his green new Dolan by his side.
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