The Lion King Is Full Of Baloney

The Lion King is a dumb movie that is full of baloney. None of it makes any sense! Everybody is always goin on and on about how good The Lion King is and I can't take it anymore. I'm tired of it. The Lion King is a dumb movie that is bad and... garbage. It's a movie full of baloney that belongs in the garbage and Walter Disney should be ashamed of himself.

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    59 VOTES

    Baloney

    Baloney
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    Zazu would have been dead as hell. Baloney! SIMBA IS A LION.
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    62 VOTES

    Baloney

    Baloney
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    What happened during all these years? They jus keep eating bugs?! Baloney!
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    76 VOTES

    Baloney

    Scar is the only gay lion in the movie. That's baloney! You're tellin me to my face there ain't 3, 4, more gay lions in that pride?! Ba. Lo. Ney.
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    58 VOTES

    Baloney

    Baloney
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    Michael Jackson got in trouble for the exact same thing! You can't do this! It's not legal. Not even if you a baboon. Baloney! Baboonaloney!