Total Nerd The Most Amusingly Phallic Comic Book Covers  

Switchdoctor
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List Rules Comic covers with intentional or unintentional wiener imagery

There's a penis conspiracy in the world of comics that's proudly hanging out there in plain view. This monkey business is sometimes a front for more covert vagina tomfoolery. You may say that you see what you want to see, but can all of these covers be simple coincidences? Are there disgruntled artists here trying to slip giant weiners past the censors?

 Aside from William Moulton Marston, you could probably say that most golden and silver age artists were the product of a simpler time. Not so with modern comic book artists like Jim Lee, Michael Turner, Ed Benes, or Rob Liefeld. Whatever the case may be, here are some amusing results.

Make sure to vote up which ones are have most obvious phallic shapes on the covers. 
1 174 VOTES

Manhunter No. 4


Manhunter No. 4 is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Most Amusingly Phallic Comic Book Covers
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Lock and Load... not to be confused with the strap on penis brand.
141 33
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2 193 VOTES

World's Finest No. 7


World's Finest No. 7 is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Most Amusingly Phallic Comic Book Covers
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3. The number of times the Comics Code Authority failed on just one cover.
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3 190 VOTES

Wonder Woman Vol 1 No. 122


Wonder Woman Vol 1 No. 122 is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Most Amusingly Phallic Comic Book Covers
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A feminist's nightmare... Man's World.
138 52
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4 207 VOTES

The Rifleman No. 10


The Rifleman No. 10 is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Most Amusingly Phallic Comic Book Covers
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Thanks for holding my wood son.
146 61
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