The Most Amusingly Phallic Comic Book Covers

Voting Rules
Comic covers with intentional or unintentional wiener imagery

There's a penis conspiracy in the world of comics that's proudly hanging out there in plain view. This monkey business is sometimes a front for more covert vagina tomfoolery. You may say that you see what you want to see, but can all of these covers be simple coincidences? Are there disgruntled artists here trying to slip giant weiners past the censors?

 Aside from William Moulton Marston, you could probably say that most golden and silver age artists were the product of a simpler time. Not so with modern comic book artists like Jim Lee, Michael Turner, Ed Benes, or Rob Liefeld. Whatever the case may be, here are some amusing results.

Make sure to vote up which ones are have most obvious phallic shapes on the covers. 
Photo: uploaded by Switchdoctor

  • 1
    107 VOTES

    Manhunter No. 4

    Manhunter No. 4
    Photo: user uploaded image
    Lock and Load... not to be confused with the strap on penis brand.
    107 votes
  • 2
    119 VOTES

    World's Finest No. 7

    World's Finest No. 7
    Photo: user uploaded image
    3. The number of times the Comics Code Authority failed on just one cover.
    119 votes
  • 3
    114 VOTES

    Wonder Woman Vol 1 No. 122

    Wonder Woman Vol 1 No. 122
    Photo: user uploaded image
    A feminist's nightmare... Man's World.
    114 votes
  • 4
    129 VOTES

    The Rifleman No. 10

    The Rifleman No. 10
    Photo: user uploaded image
    Thanks for holding my wood son.
    129 votes
  • 5
    103 VOTES

    Marvel Mystery Comics No. 14

    Marvel Mystery Comics No. 14
    Photo: user uploaded image
    Imperious sex.
    103 votes
  • 6
    107 VOTES

    Wonder Woman Vol 1 No. 68

    Wonder Woman Vol 1 No. 68
    Photo: user uploaded image
    Tied to a buoy and preparing to be sunk by a torpedo.
    107 votes