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15 Reasons Why You Are the Most Annoying Person on Facebook

Updated November 5, 2019 7.3k votes 1.5k voters 231.2k views15 items

List RulesVote up the things people do on Facebook that annoy the heck out of you.

You instantly thought of at least one person when you saw the name of this list: 15 Reasons Why You Are the Most Annoying Person on Facebook. (We all thought the same thing.) It's that person that no matter how much you love them or how great of a friend they can be in real life, they are without a doubt the most annoying person on your Facebook. This is a list of the 15 things that make for the most annoying person on your Facebook. Luckily for you, you aren't that person. No way... #OhHellNo #It'snotme #Normalfacebookuser 

Oh, and you may want to make sure that somehow that annoying friend of yours on Facebook takes a look at this, too. Think of it as your good deed of the day...or an investment in you and your friend: Hopefully, you won't have to deal with some of these annoying things that they do anymore, and hopefully they get a clue.

Arguably, each of these 15 things that make you the most annoying person on Facebook holds the same weight as far as the level of their annoyance factor goes, but we'll leave it to you to decide. Vote up the ones you feel make for the most annoying person on Facebook.
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    Newsflash: We All Know Your Life Isn't So Great

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    You're the person that incessantly talks about how wonderful things are: "The kids are amazing!" "My significant other is so sweet to me all the time!" "Look at all these amazing experiences I'm having!" "Look at all these new things I just bought!" So... you know that we know you, right? Your kids are disgusting brats, your lover cheats on you, you need booze to get through the day, and you're broke. We know it. Stop trying to trick us into believing otherwise.
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    You Can't Get Enough of Yourselfie

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    You don't know why, but you just can't get enough of yourself! I mean, omg, you look so damn good right now, the rest of the world really should see this... So you take a selfie of you in your car... You scantily clad in a mirror... You walking the dog we used to think was cute til we saw it 22 times a day... You in a bathtub... You trying on a new outfit at the store... You and allllllll your amaaaazing besties... You naked with your "hopes and dreams" covered up just so... We get it, you love yourself. You love yourself so damn much. Well, here's a fact for you: Every time you show us how much you love yourself, we hate you just a little bit more. And #WeHateDuckFace.
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    We Don't Care About Your Love Life

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    Every date you go on, what you plan to wear, where you should go, what you should say... "omg what do they think of me," "omg best date ever," "when will they call," "why won't they leave me alone," "omg they love me so much, look at what they just bought me today," "omg even though we broke up they're still so madly in love with me, they keep calling me all the time..." We don't care, you look dumb, and we hate you. And if your prospective lover/current lover/former loves sees all your pathetic outpouring of a personal matter, they most definitely hate you, too.
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    Me, Me, Me!

    This is for the person that can't stop talking about themselves. There was a point in time where neighbors looked out for each other and people would practice random acts of kindness to help their fellow human. You seemed to have skipped over that chapter.

    Did you ever for a second think that maybe, instead of talking about yourself all the time, you could do some good in the world with this amazing platform we call social media? Organize a community clean-up, raise funds for a good cause, ask yourself what you can do to help someone else (not, always, what they can do for you)... Somehow improve someone else's life. (And no, that does not mean that you should start oversharing your personal beliefs on how the world would be a better place if only we agreed with your personal or political beliefs on everything).

    Give This a Try: Go out of your way to help someone else based on THEIR needs. This may come as a shocker, but it's not all about you.
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