VOTE Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys  

Chris Abraham
270.1k votes 25.8k voters 629.3k views 103 items

Why is it that every tool you meet has the same kind of douchebag, frat boy name? It seems like whenever you meet someone named Topher or Chad, they are complete douchenozzles who you can't stand being in the same room with for more than five seconds. For this list, we're ranking the douchiest men's names of all time, with the help of your votes. Did you spot your name on this list? Sorry brah, but we don't need any anecdotal evidence about how your name is Hunter and you're not a douche. Just acknowledge that you have an stereotypical ridiculous or annoying name, and move on with your life.

Vote up the douchebag names on this list that you feel fit the frat bro stereotype best. If you feel the urge to add some more annoying frat boy names and funny / typical nicknames for rich white boys to the list, feel free to do so.

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1
8,164 2,591
Chad is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Chad

2
5,994 2,007
Brock is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
tabetha massey added Brock

3
3,796 1,251
Chaz is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added Chaz

4
7,017 2,415
Chet is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Chet

5
6,629 2,345
Thad is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Thad

6
6,061 2,205
Bryce is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Bryce

7
2,883 1,098
Tripp is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added Tripp

8
4,975 2,186
Trey is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Trey

9
2,436 1,040
Biff is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brandon Hardesty added Biff

10
4,981 2,255
Tanner is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tanner

11
1,618 684
Blane is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Kieran Nightstar added Blane

12
1,998 876
Brad is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Suzi Schlobohm Andrade added Brad

13
4,907 2,314
Hunter is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Hunter

14
1,138 485
Chip is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Chip

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15
4,659 2,299
Topher is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Topher

16
4,184 2,110
Zayne is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Zayne

17
3,987 2,045
Tucker is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tucker

18
4,207 2,167
Lance is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Lance

19
2,559 1,288
Dirk is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
alexf added Dirk

20
815 365
Rip is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Joshua Koplin added Rip

21
1,153 559
Trent is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Rob Murphy added Trent

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22
1,901 979
Track is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added Track

23
3,978 2,167
Blake is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Blake

24
1,283 689
Cayden is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Talea Christine Mitchell added Cayden

25
841 429
Skip is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Skip

26
1,589 895
Scooter is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Ben Hanlon added Scooter

27
3,566 2,153
Spencer is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Spencer

28
260 90
Tad is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tad

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29
3,427 2,144
Brett is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brett

30
1,414 844
Cody is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Kathie Bursaw Rummelhoff added Cody

31
731 412
Brent is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Jeff Sash added Brent

32
1,358 837
Pax is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added Pax

33
641 362
Zeke is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Miguel Sarmiento added Zeke

34
3,226 2,103
Declan is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Declan

35
448 241
Dick is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Steve Williams added Dick

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36
245 103
Brayden is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Alex Platten added Brayden

37
2,834 1,962
Clayton is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Clayton

38
440 251
D. J. is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Greg Watanabe added D. J.

39
3,009 2,118
Caleb is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Caleb

40
1,087 730
Austin Mahone is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brandon Hardesty added Austin

41
608 398
Gabe is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Gabe

42
1,852 1,347
Justin is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Melissa Bossley-Kegel added Justin

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43
1,013 724
Trevor is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Jason F Nordell added Trevor

44
2,741 2,057
Todd is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

45
2,714 2,066
Aiden is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Aiden

46
737 526
Lucky is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Charles Meyerson added Lucky

47
2,742 2,151
Tyler is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tyler

48
2,551 2,002
Dylan is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Dylan

49
521 368
Clint is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Clint

50
501 355
Cory is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Cory