VOTE Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys  

Chris Abraham
283.5k votes 27.3k voters 667.1k views 104 items

Why is it that every tool you meet has the same kind of douchebag, frat boy name? It seems like whenever you meet someone named Topher or Chad, they are complete douchenozzles who you can't stand being in the same room with for more than five seconds. For this list, we're ranking the douchiest men's names of all time, with the help of your votes. Did you spot your name on this list? Sorry brah, but we don't need any anecdotal evidence about how your name is Hunter and you're not a douche. Just acknowledge that you have an stereotypical ridiculous or annoying name, and move on with your life.

Vote up the douchebag names on this list that you feel fit the frat bro stereotype best. If you feel the urge to add some more annoying frat boy names and funny / typical nicknames for rich white boys to the list, feel free to do so.

list ordered by

1
8,796 2,678
Chad is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Chad

2
6,351 2,117
Brock is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
tabetha massey added

3
7,286 2,532
Chet is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

4
4,090 1,381
Chaz is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added

5
6,381 2,274
Bryce is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Bryce

6
6,865 2,459
Thad is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

7
3,096 1,198
Tripp is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added

8
2,334 930
Brad is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Suzi Schlobohm Andrade added

9
5,194 2,272
Trey is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Trey

10
5,200 2,327
Tanner is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tanner

11
2,593 1,148
Biff is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brandon Hardesty added Biff

12
5,116 2,393
Hunter is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Hunter

13
1,759 769
Blane is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Kieran Nightstar added

14
1,283 572
Chip is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Chip

15
4,786 2,394
Topher is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Topher

16
1,319 604
Trent is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Rob Murphy added

17
4,320 2,197
Zayne is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Zayne

18
4,139 2,105
Tucker is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tucker

19
4,362 2,229
Lance is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Lance

20
2,717 1,358
Dirk is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
alexf added Dirk

21
4,115 2,215
Blake is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Blake

22
1,971 1,050
Track is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added

23
927 458
Rip is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Joshua Koplin added

24
1,378 733
Cayden is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Talea Christine Mitchell added

25
850 444
Brent is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Jeff Sash added Brent

26
349 138
Brayden is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Alex Platten added Brayden

27
1,687 961
Scooter is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Ben Hanlon added

28
914 487
Skip is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Skip

29
3,687 2,201
Spencer is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Spencer

30
357 146
Tad is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

31
1,539 884
Cody is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Kathie Bursaw Rummelhoff added

32
3,577 2,185
Brett is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brett

33
724 404
Zeke is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Miguel Sarmiento added Zeke

34
542 293
Dick is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Steve Williams added Dick

35
515 279
D. J. is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Greg Watanabe added D. J.

36
3,300 2,161
Declan is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Declan

37
1,417 892
Pax is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added

38
2,904 1,995
Clayton is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Clayton

39
3,102 2,158
Caleb is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Caleb

40
1,162 769
Austin Mahone is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brandon Hardesty added

41
1,944 1,399
Justin is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Melissa Bossley-Kegel added

42
669 450
Gabe is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added

43
2,817 2,097
Todd is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

44
1,073 772
Trevor is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Jason F Nordell added Trevor

45
2,782 2,108
Aiden is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Aiden

46
557 382
Cory is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Cory

47
577 401
Clint is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Clint

48
230 128
Brenden is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Alex Platten added Brenden

49
2,823 2,195
Tyler is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tyler

50
2,627 2,039
Dylan is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Dylan