VOTE Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys  

Chris Abraham
236.0k votes 22.5k voters 558.7k views 98 items Embed

Why is it that every tool you meet has the same kind of douchebag, frat boy name? It seems like whenever you meet someone named Topher or Chad, they are complete douchenozzles who you can't stand being in the same room with for more than five seconds. For this list, we're ranking the douchiest men's names of all time, with the help of your votes. Did you spot your name on this list? Sorry brah, but we don't need any anecdotal evidence about how your name is Hunter and you're not a douche. Just acknowledge that you have an stereotypical ridiculous or annoying name, and move on with your life.

Vote up the douchebag names on this list that you feel fit the frat bro stereotype best. If you feel the urge to add some more annoying frat boy names and funny / typical nicknames for rich white boys to the list, feel free to do so.

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3,110 989
Chaz is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added Chaz

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2
7,012 2,389
Chad is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Chad

3
6,448 2,194
Chet is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Chet

4
5,246 1,797
Brock is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
tabetha massey added Brock

5
6,083 2,132
Thad is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Thad

6
5,455 2,027
Bryce is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Bryce

7
2,399 884
Tripp is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added Tripp

8
1,976 805
Biff Tannen is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brandon Hardesty added Biff

9
4,512 1,984
Trey is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Trey

10
1,249 494
Blane is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Kieran Nightstar added Blane

11
4,523 2,087
Tanner is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tanner

12
335 78
Kanye is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Keith Staple added Kanye

13
4,428 2,117
Hunter is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Hunter

14
4,313 2,119
Topher is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Topher

15
786 323
Chip is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Chip

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16
3,840 1,913
Zayne is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Zayne

17
669 277
Drake is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tom Islava added Drake

18
2,248 1,140
Dirk is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
alexf added Dirk

19
3,845 2,022
Lance is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Lance

20
3,635 1,909
Tucker is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tucker

21
1,628 839
Track is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added Track

22
3,658 2,013
Blake is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Blake

23
519 217
Rip is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Joshua Koplin added Rip

24
1,379 717
Brad is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Suzi Schlobohm Andrade added Brad

25
1,026 546
Cayden is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Talea Christine Mitchell added Cayden

26
824 431
Trent is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Rob Murphy added Trent

27
578 287
Skip is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Skip

28
1,307 764
Scooter is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Ben Hanlon added Scooter

29
3,252 2,022
Spencer is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Spencer

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30
3,105 2,006
Brett is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brett

31
1,141 704
Pax is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added Pax

32
1,123 693
Cody is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Kathie Bursaw Rummelhoff added Cody

33
2,992 1,961
Declan is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Declan

34
425 240
Zeke is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Miguel Sarmiento added Zeke

35
2,643 1,846
Clayton is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Clayton

36
2,783 1,994
Caleb is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Caleb

37
488 307
Brent is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Jeff Sash added Brent

38
242 126
D. J. is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Greg Watanabe added D. J.

39
875 618
Austin Mahone is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brandon Hardesty added Austin

40
1,610 1,211
Justin is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Melissa Bossley-Kegel added Justin

41
2,532 1,946
Aiden is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Aiden

42
423 281
Gabe is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Gabe

43
580 405
Lucky is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Charles Meyerson added Lucky

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2,507 1,943
Todd is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

45
111 34
Kanye is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
MartinAustin added Kanye

46
824 616
Trevor is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Jason F Nordell added Trevor

47
201 111
Dick is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Steve Williams added Dick

48
2,525 2,022
Tyler is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tyler

49
2,360 1,890
Dylan is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Dylan

50
362 264
Clint is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Clint