VOTE Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys  

Chris Abraham
276.2k votes 26.4k voters 641.8k views 103 items

Why is it that every tool you meet has the same kind of douchebag, frat boy name? It seems like whenever you meet someone named Topher or Chad, they are complete douchenozzles who you can't stand being in the same room with for more than five seconds. For this list, we're ranking the douchiest men's names of all time, with the help of your votes. Did you spot your name on this list? Sorry brah, but we don't need any anecdotal evidence about how your name is Hunter and you're not a douche. Just acknowledge that you have an stereotypical ridiculous or annoying name, and move on with your life.

Vote up the douchebag names on this list that you feel fit the frat bro stereotype best. If you feel the urge to add some more annoying frat boy names and funny / typical nicknames for rich white boys to the list, feel free to do so.

1
8,401 2,635
Chad is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Chad

2
6,153 2,053
Brock is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
tabetha massey added Brock

3
3,928 1,302
Chaz is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added Chaz

4
7,131 2,458
Chet is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Chet

5
6,735 2,388
Thad is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Thad

6
6,205 2,239
Bryce is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Bryce

7
2,984 1,142
Tripp is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added Tripp

8
5,080 2,227
Trey is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Trey

9
2,132 902
Brad is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Suzi Schlobohm Andrade added Brad

10
2,508 1,086
Biff is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brandon Hardesty added Biff

11
5,066 2,290
Tanner is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tanner

12
1,680 722
Blane is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Kieran Nightstar added Blane

13
4,987 2,354
Hunter is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Hunter

14
1,203 523
Chip is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Chip

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15
4,718 2,337
Topher is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Topher

16
4,252 2,142
Zayne is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Zayne

17
2,634 1,315
Dirk is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
alexf added Dirk

18
4,054 2,077
Tucker is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tucker

19
4,274 2,197
Lance is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Lance

20
1,218 587
Trent is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Rob Murphy added Trent

21
872 405
Rip is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Joshua Koplin added Rip

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22
1,936 1,006
Track is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added Track

23
4,029 2,188
Blake is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Blake

24
1,316 714
Cayden is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Talea Christine Mitchell added Cayden

25
874 460
Skip is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Skip

26
1,629 931
Scooter is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Ben Hanlon added Scooter

27
3,609 2,183
Spencer is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Spencer

28
300 115
Tad is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tad

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29
1,465 867
Cody is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Kathie Bursaw Rummelhoff added Cody

30
3,483 2,169
Brett is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brett

31
783 434
Brent is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Jeff Sash added Brent

32
685 380
Zeke is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Miguel Sarmiento added Zeke

33
3,264 2,131
Declan is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Declan

34
1,383 870
Pax is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added Pax

35
282 123
Brayden is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Alex Platten added Brayden

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36
475 265
D. J. is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Greg Watanabe added D. J.

37
486 274
Dick is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Steve Williams added Dick

38
2,866 1,981
Clayton is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Clayton

39
3,050 2,138
Caleb is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Caleb

40
1,123 750
Austin Mahone is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brandon Hardesty added Austin

41
1,886 1,372
Justin is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Melissa Bossley-Kegel added Justin

42
628 425
Gabe is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Gabe

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43
2,766 2,076
Todd is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

44
1,036 749
Trevor is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Jason F Nordell added Trevor

45
2,742 2,089
Aiden is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Aiden

46
2,777 2,172
Tyler is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tyler

47
2,587 2,021
Dylan is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Dylan

48
524 371
Cory is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Cory

49
755 559
Lucky is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Charles Meyerson added Lucky

50
542 389
Clint is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Clint