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Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

Updated September 21, 2020 273.8k votes 37.2k voters 886.8k views94 items

Why is it that every tool you meet has the same kind of douchebag, frat boy name? It seems like whenever you meet someone named Topher or Chad, they are complete douchenozzles who you can't stand being in the same room with for more than five seconds. For this list, we're ranking the douchiest men's names of all time, with the help of your votes. Did you spot your name on this list? Sorry brah, but we don't need any anecdotal evidence about how your name is Hunter and you're not a douche. Just acknowledge that you have an stereotypical ridiculous or annoying name, and move on with your life.

Vote up the douchebag names on this list that you feel fit the frat bro stereotype best. If you feel the urge to add some more annoying frat boy names and funny / typical nicknames for rich white boys to the list, feel free to do so.

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  • 1
    11,887
    2,335

    Chad

  • 2
    5,214
    1,216

    Brad

  • 3
    6,940
    2,365

    Bryce

  • 4
    6,840
    2,423

    Brock

  • 5
    2,396
    822

    Kyle

  • 6
    6,675
    2,585

    Chet

  • 7
    4,667
    1,816

    Chaz

  • 8
    5,166
    2,042

    Tanner

  • 9
    2,532
    978

    Trent

  • 10
    4,831
    2,018

    Trey

  • 11
    5,884
    2,509

    Thad

  • 12
    1,728
    696

    Brent

  • 13
    4,939
    2,135

    Hunter

  • 14
    1,269
    519

    Brayden

  • 15
    3,435
    1,584

    Tripp

  • 16
    1,586
    702

    Dick

  • 17
    830
    341

    Logan

  • 18
    3,791
    1,771

    Blake

  • 19
    3,740
    1,781

    Tucker

  • 20
    2,082
    1,008

    Cody

  • 21
    3,268
    1,641

    Brett

  • 22
    3,746
    1,903

    Lance

  • 23
    2,772
    1,400

    Dirk

  • 24
    3,651
    1,901

    Zayne

  • 25
    751
    352

    Zack