VOTE Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys  

Chris Abraham
281.6k votes 27k voters 658.6k views 104 items

Why is it that every tool you meet has the same kind of douchebag, frat boy name? It seems like whenever you meet someone named Topher or Chad, they are complete douchenozzles who you can't stand being in the same room with for more than five seconds. For this list, we're ranking the douchiest men's names of all time, with the help of your votes. Did you spot your name on this list? Sorry brah, but we don't need any anecdotal evidence about how your name is Hunter and you're not a douche. Just acknowledge that you have an stereotypical ridiculous or annoying name, and move on with your life.

Vote up the douchebag names on this list that you feel fit the frat bro stereotype best. If you feel the urge to add some more annoying frat boy names and funny / typical nicknames for rich white boys to the list, feel free to do so.

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1
8,672 2,670
Chad is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Chad

2
6,294 2,097
Brock is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
tabetha massey added

3
4,050 1,355
Chaz is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added

4
7,239 2,508
Chet is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

5
6,834 2,434
Thad is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

6
6,330 2,264
Bryce is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Bryce

7
3,063 1,185
Tripp is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added

8
2,270 920
Brad is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Suzi Schlobohm Andrade added

9
5,166 2,258
Trey is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Trey

10
5,165 2,313
Tanner is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tanner

11
2,570 1,132
Biff is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brandon Hardesty added Biff

12
1,742 755
Blane is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Kieran Nightstar added

13
5,087 2,382
Hunter is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Hunter

14
1,262 558
Chip is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Chip

15
4,767 2,378
Topher is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Topher

16
4,305 2,181
Zayne is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Zayne

17
4,117 2,095
Tucker is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tucker

18
1,291 601
Trent is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Rob Murphy added

19
4,339 2,219
Lance is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Lance

20
2,690 1,350
Dirk is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
alexf added Dirk

21
4,091 2,206
Blake is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Blake

22
1,960 1,036
Track is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added

23
911 443
Rip is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Joshua Koplin added

24
1,360 728
Cayden is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Talea Christine Mitchell added

25
902 480
Skip is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Skip

26
1,669 952
Scooter is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Ben Hanlon added

27
3,665 2,198
Spencer is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Spencer

28
830 441
Brent is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Jeff Sash added Brent

29
341 138
Tad is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

30
332 133
Brayden is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Alex Platten added Brayden

31
1,524 878
Cody is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Kathie Bursaw Rummelhoff added

32
3,556 2,182
Brett is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brett

33
716 396
Zeke is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Miguel Sarmiento added Zeke

34
3,295 2,154
Declan is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Declan

35
1,408 886
Pax is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added

36
525 288
Dick is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Steve Williams added Dick

37
505 276
D. J. is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Greg Watanabe added D. J.

38
2,898 1,991
Clayton is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Clayton

39
1,155 762
Austin Mahone is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brandon Hardesty added

40
3,091 2,152
Caleb is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Caleb

41
1,934 1,392
Justin is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Melissa Bossley-Kegel added

42
660 445
Gabe is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added

43
2,803 2,092
Todd is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

44
1,065 764
Trevor is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Jason F Nordell added Trevor

45
2,772 2,102
Aiden is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Aiden

46
549 377
Cory is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Cory

47
568 397
Clint is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Clint

48
2,618 2,033
Dylan is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Dylan

49
2,811 2,187
Tyler is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tyler

50
221 124
Brenden is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Alex Platten added Brenden