VOTE Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys  

Chris Abraham
288.2k votes 27.9k voters 682.7k views 104 items

Why is it that every tool you meet has the same kind of douchebag, frat boy name? It seems like whenever you meet someone named Topher or Chad, they are complete douchenozzles who you can't stand being in the same room with for more than five seconds. For this list, we're ranking the douchiest men's names of all time, with the help of your votes. Did you spot your name on this list? Sorry brah, but we don't need any anecdotal evidence about how your name is Hunter and you're not a douche. Just acknowledge that you have an stereotypical ridiculous or annoying name, and move on with your life.

Vote up the douchebag names on this list that you feel fit the frat bro stereotype best. If you feel the urge to add some more annoying frat boy names and funny / typical nicknames for rich white boys to the list, feel free to do so.

list ordered by

1
9,042 2,703
Chad is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Chad

2
6,471 2,159
Brock is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
tabetha massey added

3
7,387 2,575
Chet is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

4
4,180 1,430
Chaz is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added

5
6,478 2,290
Bryce is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Bryce

6
6,926 2,496
Thad is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

7
3,160 1,227
Tripp is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added

8
2,453 944
Brad is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Suzi Schlobohm Andrade added

9
5,250 2,296
Trey is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Trey

10
5,278 2,349
Tanner is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tanner

11
2,650 1,181
Biff is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brandon Hardesty added Biff

12
5,193 2,415
Hunter is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Hunter

13
1,804 794
Blane is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Kieran Nightstar added

14
1,387 615
Trent is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Rob Murphy added

15
1,332 596
Chip is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Chip

16
4,835 2,419
Topher is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Topher

17
4,187 2,123
Tucker is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tucker

18
2,771 1,378
Dirk is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
alexf added Dirk

19
4,365 2,226
Zayne is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Zayne

20
4,411 2,253
Lance is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Lance

21
4,172 2,232
Blake is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Blake

22
393 148
Brayden is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Alex Platten added Brayden

23
1,999 1,076
Track is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added

24
901 452
Brent is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Jeff Sash added Brent

25
1,409 751
Cayden is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Talea Christine Mitchell added

26
957 488
Rip is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Joshua Koplin added

27
1,728 979
Scooter is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Ben Hanlon added

28
1,581 897
Cody is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Kathie Bursaw Rummelhoff added

29
3,728 2,219
Spencer is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Spencer

30
942 506
Skip is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Skip

31
382 164
Tad is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

32
3,616 2,194
Brett is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brett

33
589 306
Dick is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Steve Williams added Dick

34
755 419
Zeke is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Miguel Sarmiento added Zeke

35
545 293
D. J. is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Greg Watanabe added D. J.

36
3,327 2,179
Declan is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Declan

37
1,437 903
Pax is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added

38
1,199 780
Austin Mahone is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brandon Hardesty added

39
2,925 2,007
Clayton is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Clayton

40
3,133 2,176
Caleb is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Caleb

41
1,986 1,411
Justin is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Melissa Bossley-Kegel added

42
2,849 2,111
Todd is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

43
687 465
Gabe is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added

44
1,098 787
Trevor is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Jason F Nordell added Trevor

45
2,804 2,121
Aiden is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Aiden

46
599 412
Clint is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Clint

47
574 395
Cory is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Cory

48
249 140
Brenden is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Alex Platten added Brenden

49
2,851 2,206
Tyler is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tyler

50
214 115
Zack is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Ms.green added Zack