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Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

Updated September 21, 2020 271.2k votes 37.7k voters 897.8k views94 items

Why is it that every tool you meet has the same kind of douchebag, frat boy name? It seems like whenever you meet someone named Topher or Chad, they are complete douchenozzles who you can't stand being in the same room with for more than five seconds. For this list, we're ranking the douchiest men's names of all time, with the help of your votes. Did you spot your name on this list? Sorry brah, but we don't need any anecdotal evidence about how your name is Hunter and you're not a douche. Just acknowledge that you have an stereotypical ridiculous or annoying name, and move on with your life.

Vote up the douchebag names on this list that you feel fit the frat bro stereotype best. If you feel the urge to add some more annoying frat boy names and funny / typical nicknames for rich white boys to the list, feel free to do so.

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  • 26
    3,828
    2,062

    Topher

  • 27
    762
    368

    Zack

  • 28
    1,648
    861

    Cayden

  • 29
    2,670
    1,445

    Biff

  • 30
    1,791
    954

    Chip

  • 31
    3,085
    1,760

    Spencer

  • 32
    579
    289

    Jake

  • 33
    1,454
    810

    Austin

  • 34
    855
    461

    Tad

  • 35
    1,827
    1,050

    Scooter

  • 36
    908
    526

    D. J.

  • 37
    578
    324

    Brenden

  • 38
    1,966
    1,221

    Justin

  • 39
    1,048
    632

    Zeke

  • 40
    1,250
    768

    Trevor

  • 41
    2,288
    1,484

    Clayton

  • 42
    2,438
    1,590

    Tyler

  • 43
    2,508
    1,664

    Caleb

  • 44
    1,125
    722

    Skip

  • 45
    2,316
    1,540

    Todd

  • 46
    1,720
    1,134

    Track

  • 47
    2,563
    1,732

    Declan

  • 48
    620
    387

    Mitch

  • 49
    823
    533

    Jared

  • 50
    2,185
    1,505

    Dylan