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Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

Updated September 21, 2020 270.1k votes 38k voters 906k views94 items

Why is it that every tool you meet has the same kind of douchebag, frat boy name? It seems like whenever you meet someone named Topher or Chad, they are complete douchenozzles who you can't stand being in the same room with for more than five seconds. For this list, we're ranking the douchiest men's names of all time, with the help of your votes. Did you spot your name on this list? Sorry brah, but we don't need any anecdotal evidence about how your name is Hunter and you're not a douche. Just acknowledge that you have an stereotypical ridiculous or annoying name, and move on with your life.

Vote up the douchebag names on this list that you feel fit the frat bro stereotype best. If you feel the urge to add some more annoying frat boy names and funny / typical nicknames for rich white boys to the list, feel free to do so.

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    1,163
    787
    Joshua Koplin added

    Rip

  • 52
    1,279
    909
    Nicole Sims added

    Pax

  • 53
    781
    544
    2probb added

    Cory

  • 54
    2,139
    1,586

    Aiden

  • 55
    386
    268
    Nicole Henriod Cariat added

    Butch

  • 56
    1,019
    774

    Garrett

  • 57
    733
    548
    2probb added

    Clint

  • 58
    483
    349
    Keith Staple added

    Devon

  • 59
    282
    191
    kalinahayes13 added

    Bryant

  • 60
    867
    673
    2probb added

    Gabe

  • 61
    1,657
    1,360

    Brandon

  • 62
    1,714
    1,431

    Josh

  • 63
    493
    392
    rowanrules41 added

    Kirk

  • 64
    563
    453
    Michelle Endo added

    Duncan

  • 65
    1,702
    1,459

    Christian

  • 66
    450
    376
    CSpineMD added

    Ethan

  • 67
    1,256
    1,142
    Amethyst Wilde added

    Ritchie

  • 68
    461
    423
    Kinggrease added

    Iain

  • 69
    655
    616
    srp52v added

    Rory

  • 70
    514
    488
    mmcguire602 added

    Nick

  • 71
    496
    471
    Alex Platten added

    Lebron

  • 72
    403
    390
    Greg Watanabe added

    Shaun

  • 73
    748
    751
    Charles Meyerson added

    Lucky

  • 74
    461
    461
    JohnTownsend added

    Jesse

  • 75
    348
    344
    timiconley added

    Donald