VOTE Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys  

Chris Abraham
290k votes 28.2k voters 690.4k views 104 items

Why is it that every tool you meet has the same kind of douchebag, frat boy name? It seems like whenever you meet someone named Topher or Chad, they are complete douchenozzles who you can't stand being in the same room with for more than five seconds. For this list, we're ranking the douchiest men's names of all time, with the help of your votes. Did you spot your name on this list? Sorry brah, but we don't need any anecdotal evidence about how your name is Hunter and you're not a douche. Just acknowledge that you have an stereotypical ridiculous or annoying name, and move on with your life.

Vote up the douchebag names on this list that you feel fit the frat bro stereotype best. If you feel the urge to add some more annoying frat boy names and funny / typical nicknames for rich white boys to the list, feel free to do so.

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1
9,167 2,712
Chad is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Chad

2
6,526 2,182
Brock is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
tabetha massey added

3
7,440 2,598
Chet is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

4
4,221 1,450
Chaz is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added

5
6,530 2,299
Bryce is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Bryce

6
6,959 2,516
Thad is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

7
2,506 951
Brad is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Suzi Schlobohm Andrade added

8
3,189 1,240
Tripp is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added

9
5,279 2,304
Trey is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Trey

10
5,312 2,357
Tanner is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tanner

11
2,676 1,194
Biff is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brandon Hardesty added Biff

12
5,225 2,428
Hunter is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Hunter

13
1,824 803
Blane is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Kieran Nightstar added

14
1,415 626
Trent is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Rob Murphy added

15
1,351 605
Chip is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Chip

16
4,851 2,435
Topher is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Topher

17
4,207 2,134
Tucker is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tucker

18
2,790 1,388
Dirk is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
alexf added Dirk

19
4,385 2,232
Zayne is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Zayne

20
4,432 2,258
Lance is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Lance

21
4,190 2,242
Blake is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Blake

22
411 150
Brayden is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Alex Platten added Brayden

23
2,010 1,083
Track is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added

24
1,421 756
Cayden is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Talea Christine Mitchell added

25
914 459
Brent is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Jeff Sash added Brent