VOTE Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys  

Chris Abraham
283.8k votes 27.3k voters 667.9k views 104 items

Why is it that every tool you meet has the same kind of douchebag, frat boy name? It seems like whenever you meet someone named Topher or Chad, they are complete douchenozzles who you can't stand being in the same room with for more than five seconds. For this list, we're ranking the douchiest men's names of all time, with the help of your votes. Did you spot your name on this list? Sorry brah, but we don't need any anecdotal evidence about how your name is Hunter and you're not a douche. Just acknowledge that you have an stereotypical ridiculous or annoying name, and move on with your life.

Vote up the douchebag names on this list that you feel fit the frat bro stereotype best. If you feel the urge to add some more annoying frat boy names and funny / typical nicknames for rich white boys to the list, feel free to do so.

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1
8,805 2,680
Chad is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Chad

2
6,358 2,120
Brock is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
tabetha massey added

3
7,291 2,535
Chet is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

4
4,096 1,384
Chaz is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added

5
6,385 2,274
Bryce is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Bryce

6
6,867 2,460
Thad is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

7
3,098 1,199
Tripp is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added

8
2,339 931
Brad is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Suzi Schlobohm Andrade added

9
5,197 2,272
Trey is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Trey

10
5,201 2,329
Tanner is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tanner

11
2,595 1,149
Biff is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brandon Hardesty added Biff

12
5,117 2,395
Hunter is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Hunter

13
1,761 770
Blane is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Kieran Nightstar added

14
1,286 574
Chip is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Chip

15
4,788 2,396
Topher is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Topher

16
1,322 604
Trent is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Rob Murphy added

17
4,322 2,200
Zayne is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Zayne

18
4,140 2,108
Tucker is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tucker

19
4,363 2,231
Lance is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Lance

20
2,718 1,360
Dirk is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
alexf added Dirk

21
4,119 2,215
Blake is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Blake

22
1,972 1,053
Track is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added

23
929 459
Rip is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Joshua Koplin added

24
1,380 734
Cayden is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Talea Christine Mitchell added

25
353 138
Brayden is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Alex Platten added Brayden

26
852 444
Brent is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Jeff Sash added Brent

27
1,689 962
Scooter is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Ben Hanlon added

28
916 489
Skip is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Skip

29
3,689 2,201
Spencer is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Spencer

30
358 147
Tad is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

31
1,543 884
Cody is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Kathie Bursaw Rummelhoff added

32
3,580 2,185
Brett is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brett

33
725 405
Zeke is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Miguel Sarmiento added Zeke

34
547 293
Dick is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Steve Williams added Dick

35
517 279
D. J. is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Greg Watanabe added D. J.

36
3,303 2,162
Declan is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Declan

37
1,418 893
Pax is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added

38
2,907 1,995
Clayton is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Clayton

39
3,105 2,158
Caleb is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Caleb

40
1,163 770
Austin Mahone is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brandon Hardesty added

41
1,947 1,399
Justin is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Melissa Bossley-Kegel added

42
671 450
Gabe is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added

43
2,819 2,097
Todd is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

44
1,075 772
Trevor is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Jason F Nordell added Trevor

45
2,785 2,108
Aiden is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Aiden

46
558 383
Cory is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Cory

47
578 402
Clint is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Clint

48
233 129
Brenden is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Alex Platten added Brenden

49
2,824 2,196
Tyler is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tyler

50
2,628 2,040
Dylan is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Dylan