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Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

Updated September 21, 2020 274.5k votes 36.5k voters 872.9k views94 items

Why is it that every tool you meet has the same kind of douchebag, frat boy name? It seems like whenever you meet someone named Topher or Chad, they are complete douchenozzles who you can't stand being in the same room with for more than five seconds. For this list, we're ranking the douchiest men's names of all time, with the help of your votes. Did you spot your name on this list? Sorry brah, but we don't need any anecdotal evidence about how your name is Hunter and you're not a douche. Just acknowledge that you have an stereotypical ridiculous or annoying name, and move on with your life.

Vote up the douchebag names on this list that you feel fit the frat bro stereotype best. If you feel the urge to add some more annoying frat boy names and funny / typical nicknames for rich white boys to the list, feel free to do so.

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  • 1
    11,799
    2,343

    Chad

  • 2
    5,073
    1,217

    Brad

  • 3
    6,933
    2,343

    Bryce

  • 4
    6,871
    2,415

    Brock

  • 5
    2,237
    790

    Kyle

  • 6
    6,700
    2,605

    Chet

  • 7
    4,691
    1,819

    Chaz

  • 8
    5,152
    2,060

    Tanner

  • 9
    2,506
    976

    Trent

  • 10
    4,862
    2,024

    Trey

  • 11
    5,966
    2,518

    Thad

  • 12
    1,681
    687

    Brent

  • 13
    4,948
    2,151

    Hunter

  • 14
    1,211
    500

    Brayden

  • 15
    3,484
    1,588

    Tripp

  • 16
    3,794
    1,777

    Blake

  • 17
    1,503
    672

    Dick

  • 18
    3,753
    1,797

    Tucker

  • 19
    761
    320

    Logan

  • 20
    2,084
    1,022

    Cody

  • 21
    2,823
    1,406

    Dirk

  • 22
    3,792
    1,912

    Lance

  • 23
    3,284
    1,663

    Brett

  • 24
    3,694
    1,923

    Zayne

  • 25
    2,172
    1,121

    Blane