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Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys 

Chris Abraham
Updated October 24, 2019 335.6k votes 34.3k voters 827.3k views 101 items

Why is it that every tool you meet has the same kind of douchebag, frat boy name? It seems like whenever you meet someone named Topher or Chad, they are complete douchenozzles who you can't stand being in the same room with for more than five seconds. For this list, we're ranking the douchiest men's names of all time, with the help of your votes. Did you spot your name on this list? Sorry brah, but we don't need any anecdotal evidence about how your name is Hunter and you're not a douche. Just acknowledge that you have an stereotypical ridiculous or annoying name, and move on with your life.

Vote up the douchebag names on this list that you feel fit the frat bro stereotype best. If you feel the urge to add some more annoying frat boy names and funny / typical nicknames for rich white boys to the list, feel free to do so.

list ordered by
1
Chad
2
Suzi Schlobohm Andrade added Brad
3
Bryce
4
tabetha massey added Brock
5
Chet
6
Thad
7
Nicole Sims added Chaz
8
Trey
9
Tanner
10
Hunter
11
Nicole Sims added Tripp
12
Tucker
13
Rob Murphy added Trent
14
Blake
15
Lance
16
Zayne
17
Topher
18
alexf added Dirk
19
Brandon Hardesty added Biff
20
Kieran Nightstar added Blane
21
Brett
22
Spencer
23
deathbydice added Kyle
24
2probb added Chip
25
Kathie Bursaw Rummelhoff added Cody