VOTE Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys  

Chris Abraham
287.6k votes 27.8k voters 681.1k views 104 items

Why is it that every tool you meet has the same kind of douchebag, frat boy name? It seems like whenever you meet someone named Topher or Chad, they are complete douchenozzles who you can't stand being in the same room with for more than five seconds. For this list, we're ranking the douchiest men's names of all time, with the help of your votes. Did you spot your name on this list? Sorry brah, but we don't need any anecdotal evidence about how your name is Hunter and you're not a douche. Just acknowledge that you have an stereotypical ridiculous or annoying name, and move on with your life.

Vote up the douchebag names on this list that you feel fit the frat bro stereotype best. If you feel the urge to add some more annoying frat boy names and funny / typical nicknames for rich white boys to the list, feel free to do so.

list ordered by

1
9,018 2,700
Chad is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Chad

2
6,461 2,154
Brock is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
tabetha massey added

3
7,382 2,567
Chet is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

4
4,174 1,423
Chaz is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added

5
6,467 2,289
Bryce is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Bryce

6
6,918 2,490
Thad is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

7
3,154 1,225
Tripp is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added

8
2,445 941
Brad is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Suzi Schlobohm Andrade added

9
5,247 2,289
Trey is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Trey

10
5,267 2,348
Tanner is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tanner

11
2,644 1,177
Biff is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brandon Hardesty added Biff

12
5,187 2,410
Hunter is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Hunter

13
1,800 788
Blane is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Kieran Nightstar added

14
1,380 613
Trent is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Rob Murphy added

15
1,329 591
Chip is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Chip

16
4,829 2,415
Topher is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Topher

17
2,765 1,375
Dirk is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
alexf added Dirk

18
4,361 2,217
Zayne is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Zayne

19
4,179 2,122
Tucker is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tucker

20
4,406 2,249
Lance is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Lance

21
4,163 2,230
Blake is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Blake

22
389 144
Brayden is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Alex Platten added Brayden

23
1,995 1,073
Track is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added

24
1,405 748
Cayden is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Talea Christine Mitchell added

25
894 449
Brent is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Jeff Sash added Brent

26
954 485
Rip is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Joshua Koplin added

27
1,724 972
Scooter is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Ben Hanlon added

28
941 501
Skip is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Skip

29
3,722 2,214
Spencer is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Spencer

30
1,574 896
Cody is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Kathie Bursaw Rummelhoff added

31
381 162
Tad is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

32
3,612 2,191
Brett is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brett

33
586 303
Dick is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Steve Williams added Dick

34
749 417
Zeke is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Miguel Sarmiento added Zeke

35
540 291
D. J. is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Greg Watanabe added D. J.

36
3,325 2,174
Declan is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Declan

37
1,434 901
Pax is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added

38
1,194 778
Austin Mahone is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brandon Hardesty added

39
2,924 2,002
Clayton is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Clayton

40
3,130 2,172
Caleb is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Caleb

41
1,981 1,408
Justin is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Melissa Bossley-Kegel added

42
687 459
Gabe is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added

43
2,846 2,107
Todd is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

44
1,093 785
Trevor is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Jason F Nordell added Trevor

45
2,801 2,118
Aiden is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Aiden

46
596 410
Clint is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Clint

47
572 392
Cory is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Cory

48
246 137
Brenden is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Alex Platten added Brenden

49
212 112
Zack is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Ms.green added Zack

50
2,846 2,205
Tyler is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tyler