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Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys  

Chris Abraham
304k votes 30.2k voters 741.5k views 104 items

Why is it that every tool you meet has the same kind of douchebag, frat boy name? It seems like whenever you meet someone named Topher or Chad, they are complete douchenozzles who you can't stand being in the same room with for more than five seconds. For this list, we're ranking the douchiest men's names of all time, with the help of your votes. Did you spot your name on this list? Sorry brah, but we don't need any anecdotal evidence about how your name is Hunter and you're not a douche. Just acknowledge that you have an stereotypical ridiculous or annoying name, and move on with your life.

Vote up the douchebag names on this list that you feel fit the frat bro stereotype best. If you feel the urge to add some more annoying frat boy names and funny / typical nicknames for rich white boys to the list, feel free to do so.

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Chad is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Chad
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Brock is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
tabetha massey added
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Bryce is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
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Chet is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
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Chaz is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added
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Brad is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Suzi Schlobohm Andrade added
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Thad is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
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Tripp is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added
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Trey is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Trey
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Tanner is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
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Trent is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Rob Murphy added
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Hunter is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Hunter
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Blane is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Kieran Nightstar added
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Biff is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brandon Hardesty added Biff
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Chip is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Chip
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Tucker is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tucker
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Dirk is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
alexf added Dirk
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Brayden is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Alex Platten added Brayden
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Topher is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Topher
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Lance is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Lance
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Zayne is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Zayne
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Brent is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Jeff Sash added Brent
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Blake is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Blake
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Cayden is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Talea Christine Mitchell added
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Cody is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Kathie Bursaw Rummelhoff added