VOTE Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys  

Chris Abraham
301.4k votes 29.8k voters 731.8k views 104 items

Why is it that every tool you meet has the same kind of douchebag, frat boy name? It seems like whenever you meet someone named Topher or Chad, they are complete douchenozzles who you can't stand being in the same room with for more than five seconds. For this list, we're ranking the douchiest men's names of all time, with the help of your votes. Did you spot your name on this list? Sorry brah, but we don't need any anecdotal evidence about how your name is Hunter and you're not a douche. Just acknowledge that you have an stereotypical ridiculous or annoying name, and move on with your life.

Vote up the douchebag names on this list that you feel fit the frat bro stereotype best. If you feel the urge to add some more annoying frat boy names and funny / typical nicknames for rich white boys to the list, feel free to do so.

list ordered by
1
9,941 2,764
Chad is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Chad
2
6,867 2,325
Brock is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
tabetha massey added
3
6,893 2,374
Bryce is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
4
7,733 2,714
Chet is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
5
4,436 1,540
Chaz is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added
6
7,170 2,614
Thad is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
7
2,852 1,004
Brad is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Suzi Schlobohm Andrade added
8
3,329 1,347
Tripp is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added
9
5,463 2,358
Trey is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Trey
10
5,525 2,428
Tanner is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
11
5,429 2,503
Hunter is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Hunter
12
1,594 681
Trent is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Rob Murphy added
13
1,922 869
Blane is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Kieran Nightstar added
14
2,792 1,303
Biff is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brandon Hardesty added Biff
15
1,467 669
Chip is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Chip
16
4,346 2,173
Tucker is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tucker
17
2,923 1,436
Dirk is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
alexf added Dirk
18
4,972 2,514
Topher is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Topher
19
4,548 2,321
Lance is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Lance
20
4,493 2,304
Zayne is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Zayne
21
515 193
Brayden is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Alex Platten added Brayden
22
4,319 2,275
Blake is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Blake
23
1,035 484
Brent is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Jeff Sash added Brent
24
1,491 801
Cayden is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Talea Christine Mitchell added
25
2,068 1,146
Track is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added