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Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys  

Chris Abraham
320.6k votes 32.6k voters 795k views 101 items

Why is it that every tool you meet has the same kind of douchebag, frat boy name? It seems like whenever you meet someone named Topher or Chad, they are complete douchenozzles who you can't stand being in the same room with for more than five seconds. For this list, we're ranking the douchiest men's names of all time, with the help of your votes. Did you spot your name on this list? Sorry brah, but we don't need any anecdotal evidence about how your name is Hunter and you're not a douche. Just acknowledge that you have an stereotypical ridiculous or annoying name, and move on with your life.

Vote up the douchebag names on this list that you feel fit the frat bro stereotype best. If you feel the urge to add some more annoying frat boy names and funny / typical nicknames for rich white boys to the list, feel free to do so.

list ordered by
1
Chad
2
Suzi Schlobohm Andrade added Brad
3
Bryce
4
tabetha massey added Brock
5
Chet
6
Nicole Sims added Chaz
7
Thad
8
Nicole Sims added Tripp
9
Trey
10
Rob Murphy added Trent
11
Tanner
12
Hunter
13
Jeff Sash added Brent
14
Kieran Nightstar added Blane
15
Alex Platten added Brayden
16
2probb added Chip
17
alexf added Dirk
18
Brandon Hardesty added Biff
19
Tucker
20
Zayne
21
Lance
22
Topher
23
Blake
24
Steve Williams added Dick
25
deathbydice added Kyle