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Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

Updated September 21, 2020 272.3k votes 37.5k voters 893.3k views94 items

Why is it that every tool you meet has the same kind of douchebag, frat boy name? It seems like whenever you meet someone named Topher or Chad, they are complete douchenozzles who you can't stand being in the same room with for more than five seconds. For this list, we're ranking the douchiest men's names of all time, with the help of your votes. Did you spot your name on this list? Sorry brah, but we don't need any anecdotal evidence about how your name is Hunter and you're not a douche. Just acknowledge that you have an stereotypical ridiculous or annoying name, and move on with your life.

Vote up the douchebag names on this list that you feel fit the frat bro stereotype best. If you feel the urge to add some more annoying frat boy names and funny / typical nicknames for rich white boys to the list, feel free to do so.

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  • 1
    11,863
    2,329

    Chad

  • 2
    5,234
    1,210

    Brad

  • 3
    6,898
    2,377

    Bryce

  • 4
    2,446
    828

    Kyle

  • 5
    6,789
    2,418

    Brock

  • 6
    6,625
    2,586

    Chet

  • 7
    4,616
    1,809

    Chaz

  • 8
    5,144
    2,030

    Tanner

  • 9
    2,523
    976

    Trent

  • 10
    4,797
    2,000

    Trey

  • 11
    5,832
    2,496

    Thad

  • 12
    1,733
    700

    Brent

  • 13
    4,907
    2,125

    Hunter

  • 14
    1,290
    530

    Brayden

  • 15
    856
    351

    Logan

  • 16
    3,393
    1,566

    Tripp

  • 17
    3,768
    1,761

    Blake

  • 18
    1,606
    723

    Dick

  • 19
    3,713
    1,774

    Tucker

  • 20
    2,065
    999

    Cody

  • 21
    3,252
    1,635

    Brett

  • 22
    3,712
    1,895

    Lance

  • 23
    2,742
    1,395

    Dirk

  • 24
    3,625
    1,880

    Zayne

  • 25
    2,089
    1,086

    Blane