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Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

Updated September 21, 2020 288.4k votes 35.4k voters 850.2k views94 items

Why is it that every tool you meet has the same kind of douchebag, frat boy name? It seems like whenever you meet someone named Topher or Chad, they are complete douchenozzles who you can't stand being in the same room with for more than five seconds. For this list, we're ranking the douchiest men's names of all time, with the help of your votes. Did you spot your name on this list? Sorry brah, but we don't need any anecdotal evidence about how your name is Hunter and you're not a douche. Just acknowledge that you have an stereotypical ridiculous or annoying name, and move on with your life.

Vote up the douchebag names on this list that you feel fit the frat bro stereotype best. If you feel the urge to add some more annoying frat boy names and funny / typical nicknames for rich white boys to the list, feel free to do so.

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  • 1
    12,056
    2,577

    Chad

  • 2
    4,853
    1,202

    Brad

  • 3
    7,272
    2,492

    Bryce

  • 4
    7,208
    2,524

    Brock

  • 5
    7,258
    2,746

    Chet

  • 6
    4,803
    1,826

    Chaz

  • 7
    1,962
    709

    Kyle

  • 8
    2,409
    913

    Trent

  • 9
    6,533
    2,681

    Thad

  • 10
    5,497
    2,257

    Tanner

  • 11
    5,251
    2,212

    Trey

  • 12
    5,303
    2,330

    Hunter

  • 13
    1,590
    667

    Brent

  • 14
    3,591
    1,630

    Tripp

  • 15
    1,102
    470

    Brayden

  • 16
    1,391
    610

    Dick

  • 17
    4,083
    1,968

    Blake

  • 18
    4,070
    1,979

    Tucker

  • 19
    2,972
    1,469

    Dirk

  • 20
    627
    268

    Logan

  • 21
    2,079
    1,022

    Cody

  • 22
    4,146
    2,122

    Lance

  • 23
    4,064
    2,108

    Zayne

  • 24
    3,550
    1,861

    Brett

  • 25
    2,180
    1,127

    Blane

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