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Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

Updated September 21, 2020 267.7k votes 38.2k voters 909.2k views94 items

Why is it that every tool you meet has the same kind of douchebag, frat boy name? It seems like whenever you meet someone named Topher or Chad, they are complete douchenozzles who you can't stand being in the same room with for more than five seconds. For this list, we're ranking the douchiest men's names of all time, with the help of your votes. Did you spot your name on this list? Sorry brah, but we don't need any anecdotal evidence about how your name is Hunter and you're not a douche. Just acknowledge that you have an stereotypical ridiculous or annoying name, and move on with your life.

Vote up the douchebag names on this list that you feel fit the frat bro stereotype best. If you feel the urge to add some more annoying frat boy names and funny / typical nicknames for rich white boys to the list, feel free to do so.

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  • 2
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    deathbydice added
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    tabetha massey added
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  • 8
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    Nicole Sims added
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    Rob Murphy added
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    682
    Jeff Sash added
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    Alex Platten added
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    Nicole Sims added
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    Steve Williams added
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    Kathie Bursaw Rummelhoff added
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    alexf added
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