VOTE Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys  

Chris Abraham
285.9k votes 27.6k voters 675.1k views 104 items

Why is it that every tool you meet has the same kind of douchebag, frat boy name? It seems like whenever you meet someone named Topher or Chad, they are complete douchenozzles who you can't stand being in the same room with for more than five seconds. For this list, we're ranking the douchiest men's names of all time, with the help of your votes. Did you spot your name on this list? Sorry brah, but we don't need any anecdotal evidence about how your name is Hunter and you're not a douche. Just acknowledge that you have an stereotypical ridiculous or annoying name, and move on with your life.

Vote up the douchebag names on this list that you feel fit the frat bro stereotype best. If you feel the urge to add some more annoying frat boy names and funny / typical nicknames for rich white boys to the list, feel free to do so.

list ordered by

1
8,917 2,692
Chad is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Chad

2
6,415 2,142
Brock is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
tabetha massey added

3
7,344 2,551
Chet is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

4
4,139 1,405
Chaz is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added

5
6,431 2,278
Bryce is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Bryce

6
6,894 2,474
Thad is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

7
3,127 1,214
Tripp is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added

8
2,396 936
Brad is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Suzi Schlobohm Andrade added

9
5,221 2,281
Trey is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Trey

10
5,237 2,338
Tanner is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tanner

11
2,622 1,164
Biff is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brandon Hardesty added Biff

12
5,158 2,401
Hunter is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Hunter

13
1,784 778
Blane is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Kieran Nightstar added

14
1,352 607
Trent is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Rob Murphy added

15
1,307 586
Chip is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Chip

16
4,815 2,404
Topher is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Topher

17
2,747 1,364
Dirk is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
alexf added Dirk

18
4,343 2,207
Zayne is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Zayne

19
4,161 2,115
Tucker is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tucker

20
4,387 2,238
Lance is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Lance

21
4,141 2,224
Blake is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Blake

22
1,982 1,065
Track is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added

23
942 475
Rip is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Joshua Koplin added

24
1,391 740
Cayden is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Talea Christine Mitchell added

25
373 142
Brayden is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Alex Platten added Brayden

26
873 447
Brent is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Jeff Sash added Brent

27
1,710 966
Scooter is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Ben Hanlon added

28
930 495
Skip is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Skip

29
3,706 2,209
Spencer is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Spencer

30
1,558 890
Cody is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Kathie Bursaw Rummelhoff added

31
371 157
Tad is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

32
3,599 2,188
Brett is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brett

33
567 297
Dick is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Steve Williams added Dick

34
736 413
Zeke is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Miguel Sarmiento added Zeke

35
530 282
D. J. is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Greg Watanabe added D. J.

36
3,317 2,166
Declan is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Declan

37
1,429 895
Pax is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added

38
2,917 1,998
Clayton is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Clayton

39
1,180 775
Austin Mahone is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brandon Hardesty added

40
3,116 2,164
Caleb is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Caleb

41
1,961 1,404
Justin is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Melissa Bossley-Kegel added

42
678 456
Gabe is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added

43
2,832 2,102
Todd is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

44
1,086 779
Trevor is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Jason F Nordell added Trevor

45
2,791 2,112
Aiden is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Aiden

46
565 387
Cory is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Cory

47
587 408
Clint is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Clint

48
239 134
Brenden is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Alex Platten added Brenden

49
2,837 2,200
Tyler is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tyler

50
2,639 2,044
Dylan is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Dylan