VOTE Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys  

Chris Abraham
279.1k votes 26.8k voters 651.6k views 104 items

Why is it that every tool you meet has the same kind of douchebag, frat boy name? It seems like whenever you meet someone named Topher or Chad, they are complete douchenozzles who you can't stand being in the same room with for more than five seconds. For this list, we're ranking the douchiest men's names of all time, with the help of your votes. Did you spot your name on this list? Sorry brah, but we don't need any anecdotal evidence about how your name is Hunter and you're not a douche. Just acknowledge that you have an stereotypical ridiculous or annoying name, and move on with your life.

Vote up the douchebag names on this list that you feel fit the frat bro stereotype best. If you feel the urge to add some more annoying frat boy names and funny / typical nicknames for rich white boys to the list, feel free to do so.

1
8,574 2,653
Chad is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Chad

2
6,251 2,076
Brock is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
tabetha massey added Brock

3
4,011 1,333
Chaz is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added Chaz

4
7,203 2,486
Chet is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

5
6,797 2,420
Thad is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

6
6,282 2,258
Bryce is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Bryce

7
3,037 1,165
Tripp is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added Tripp

8
2,219 911
Brad is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Suzi Schlobohm Andrade added Brad

9
5,133 2,247
Trey is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Trey

10
5,122 2,308
Tanner is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tanner

11
2,544 1,115
Biff is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brandon Hardesty added Biff

12
1,721 737
Blane is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Kieran Nightstar added Blane

13
5,046 2,369
Hunter is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Hunter

14
1,237 545
Chip is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Chip

15
4,747 2,357
Topher is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Topher

16
4,279 2,163
Zayne is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Zayne

17
4,087 2,087
Tucker is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tucker

18
4,309 2,210
Lance is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Lance

19
2,665 1,336
Dirk is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
alexf added Dirk

20
1,262 592
Trent is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Rob Murphy added Trent

21
4,064 2,194
Blake is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Blake

22
1,948 1,016
Track is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added Track

23
890 425
Rip is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Joshua Koplin added Rip

24
1,336 722
Cayden is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Talea Christine Mitchell added Cayden

25
886 470
Skip is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Skip

26
1,646 944
Scooter is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Ben Hanlon added Scooter

27
3,630 2,192
Spencer is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Spencer

28
317 125
Tad is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tad

29
1,498 873
Cody is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Kathie Bursaw Rummelhoff added Cody

30
804 437
Brent is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Jeff Sash added Brent

31
310 126
Brayden is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Alex Platten added Brayden

32
3,516 2,177
Brett is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brett

33
702 387
Zeke is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Miguel Sarmiento added Zeke

34
3,281 2,144
Declan is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Declan

35
1,394 879
Pax is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added Pax

36
493 269
D. J. is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Greg Watanabe added D. J.

37
506 280
Dick is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Steve Williams added Dick

38
2,885 1,985
Clayton is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Clayton

39
3,076 2,145
Caleb is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Caleb

40
1,140 755
Austin Mahone is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brandon Hardesty added Austin

41
1,916 1,382
Justin is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Melissa Bossley-Kegel added Justin

42
643 437
Gabe is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Gabe

43
2,786 2,088
Todd is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

44
1,055 755
Trevor is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Jason F Nordell added Trevor

45
2,758 2,097
Aiden is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Aiden

46
2,795 2,180
Tyler is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tyler

47
2,603 2,028
Dylan is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Dylan

48
536 375
Cory is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Cory

49
556 394
Clint is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Clint

50
212 117
Brenden is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Alex Platten added Brenden