VOTE Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys  

Chris Abraham
273.6k votes 26.1k voters 636k views 103 items

Why is it that every tool you meet has the same kind of douchebag, frat boy name? It seems like whenever you meet someone named Topher or Chad, they are complete douchenozzles who you can't stand being in the same room with for more than five seconds. For this list, we're ranking the douchiest men's names of all time, with the help of your votes. Did you spot your name on this list? Sorry brah, but we don't need any anecdotal evidence about how your name is Hunter and you're not a douche. Just acknowledge that you have an stereotypical ridiculous or annoying name, and move on with your life.

Vote up the douchebag names on this list that you feel fit the frat bro stereotype best. If you feel the urge to add some more annoying frat boy names and funny / typical nicknames for rich white boys to the list, feel free to do so.

1
8,295 2,614
Chad is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Chad

2
6,078 2,033
Brock is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
tabetha massey added Brock

3
3,872 1,275
Chaz is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added Chaz

4
7,079 2,436
Chet is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Chet

5
6,683 2,369
Thad is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Thad

6
6,141 2,222
Bryce is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Bryce

7
2,939 1,124
Tripp is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added Tripp

8
5,036 2,207
Trey is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Trey

9
2,475 1,068
Biff is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brandon Hardesty added Biff

10
5,035 2,271
Tanner is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tanner

11
2,076 893
Brad is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Suzi Schlobohm Andrade added Brad

12
1,653 707
Blane is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Kieran Nightstar added Blane

13
4,957 2,337
Hunter is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Hunter

14
1,174 508
Chip is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Chip

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15
4,689 2,322
Topher is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Topher

16
4,221 2,130
Zayne is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Zayne

17
2,602 1,302
Dirk is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
alexf added Dirk

18
4,249 2,183
Lance is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Lance

19
4,024 2,063
Tucker is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tucker

20
1,192 574
Trent is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Rob Murphy added Trent

21
847 388
Rip is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Joshua Koplin added Rip

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22
1,920 994
Track is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added Track

23
4,005 2,180
Blake is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Blake

24
1,306 702
Cayden is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Talea Christine Mitchell added Cayden

25
860 448
Skip is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Skip

26
1,610 918
Scooter is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Ben Hanlon added Scooter

27
3,594 2,171
Spencer is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Spencer

28
282 104
Tad is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tad

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29
1,449 857
Cody is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Kathie Bursaw Rummelhoff added Cody

30
3,463 2,159
Brett is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brett

31
764 427
Brent is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Jeff Sash added Brent

32
666 375
Zeke is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Miguel Sarmiento added Zeke

33
271 113
Brayden is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Alex Platten added Brayden

34
3,247 2,118
Declan is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Declan

35
1,372 856
Pax is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Nicole Sims added Pax

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36
474 259
Dick is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Steve Williams added Dick

37
460 259
D. J. is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Greg Watanabe added D. J.

38
2,852 1,974
Clayton is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Clayton

39
3,029 2,130
Caleb is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Caleb

40
1,108 743
Austin Mahone is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Brandon Hardesty added Austin

41
1,873 1,363
Justin is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Melissa Bossley-Kegel added Justin

42
621 415
Gabe is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Gabe

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2,756 2,069
Todd is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys

44
1,025 737
Trevor is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Jason F Nordell added Trevor

45
2,731 2,079
Aiden is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Aiden

46
749 543
Lucky is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Charles Meyerson added Lucky

47
2,763 2,162
Tyler is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Tyler

48
2,572 2,012
Dylan is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Dylan

49
517 364
Cory is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
2probb added Cory

50
193 104
Brenden is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Ranking the 60+ Most Douchebag Names for Guys
Alex Platten added Brenden