When you think of "flashing" you probably think of some guy running naked across a sports field, or opening up a trench coat, maybe giving a wiggle and running away. That's the normal flashing stories you hear, but these stories are anything but normal. From getting busted by an undercover dog to a door to door flasher. These guys made flashing even more crazy and uncomfortable than you thought possible. How about the excuse "I was just airing it out, it needed some air." Yes, that happened. Here are the top ten shameless naked flashers of all time.Who are public flashers? Take a look here and see for yourself.
81-Year-Old Man Tries to Bang an Actual Bush
Connecticut resident Wallace Berg gave onlookers the show of their lives when the 81-year-old dropped his pants in public in order to have sex with some shrubbery. A neighbor filmed the ordeal (worst sex tape ever) and sent it to police, who eventually charged Berg with public indecency and second-degree breach of peace. The same neighbor confronted Berg during the incident, and said that Berg covered himself with his grill cover and apologized. He was released after posting a $10,000 bond.Source: CBS
Man Exposes Himself During Alvin And The Chipmunks
Edward Brown stood up from his front row seat, faced the 86 people in the audience who were just there to watch Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked, and showed them his junk. He then sat back down to enjoy the film because, why not? The manager of the theater stopped the film and offered vouchers for everyone in the audience to see the film at another time. But really, wasn't the damage already done?
When police arrived Brown told them an unknown woman let him into the theater for free, told him to sit in the front row, take off his clothes, and that she'd come in and have sex with him after they do heroin. At a screening of Alvin and the Chipmunks.
So how could he possibly be arrested? His hands were tied. This, to me, sounds like a normal day. Chicks always invite me to kids movies so we can do drugs naked during the middle of the day. This all makes perfect sense.
The man was arrested, of course, and, according to Vince at FilmDrunk, was charged with three felony counts of sexual exploitation of children, aged 4, 6 and 6; one misdemeanor count of sexual exploitation of a minor aged 14; and one misdemeanor count of disorderly conduct.
A Flasher Goes Door To Door Showing His Goods
(Still better than Jehova's Witnesses.)
A 22 year old Pennsylvania man named Brody Hall decided it would be a really great idea to get completely trashed, then go knocking on people's doors, yelling at them, then exposing himself. I mean, what else is there to do in Pennsylvania?
Everything was going fine until this poor soul (yes, poor soul) knocked on the wrong door: the interim chief of police -- who was less than amused. Hall knocked on the chief's door at 6:15 am and told him that he was there "to scare the children", always a good way to get not only into someone's home, but their heart. Hall then tried to push past the police chief to get into the house until the police chief wrestled the young man to the ground and arrested him.A little hint, if you decide to become a door to door flasher... make sure the police don't live next door (or just try not to do it at all).
Victims call him "The Funny Flasher"
This man has been called "The Funny Flasher" for some reason. That reason is probably a small wang.
I mean, it's not really funny as much as it is "funny". He chose to do his flashing at a public school, re-living much of my childhood nightmares. Goodrell went to a school to do his flashing and according to the students, Goodrell dropped his pants in front of several of them and didn't make any attempts to flee and didn't seem to have exactly "malicious" intent.
"It was strange... there he was, laughing and jumping around. His privates were flapping all over the pace and he seemed to just want people to pay attention to him" said a female Brockport sophomore who most likely, ironically, watches Keeping Up with the Kardashians.The man was, of course, arrested and his flashing antics have given a whole school of kids a story to tell to their therapists for the rest of their lives.