Zombies

The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools 

Ariel Kana
Updated October 16, 2019 22.5k votes 1.6k voters 18.6k views 37 items

List Rules No super powers or fictional characters. Rick Grimes won't be there to save you when the walkers come.

A list of all the things you'll need to survive the zombie apocalypse. Hopefully most people have some sort of ready to go disaster kit in their home. However, not many of us have kits specifically designed for the zombie apocalypse. Come on people, we all know its coming! So let's stop being in denial and start making lists! 

Which is a better means of transportation, a car or a bike? A car would be the fastest way to get around but it requires gas and makes noise. A bike runs on nothing but can only go as fast as your legs can peddle and nothing to shield you from grabby walkers. You also can't bring much on a bike. Think about these things and vote up the ones you think are the most useful, or add any other good zombie survival gear you think is absolutely necessary in any zombie survival kit!
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Water Purifier is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
On the go water purifier, you can literally drink your own pee. 
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Survival Knife is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
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First Aid Kit is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
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Backpack is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
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Antibiotics is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Little injuries can be deadly and I'm pretty sure God won't let you in Heaven if you die from a paper cut. 
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Canned Food is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
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Machete is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
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Ammo is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
And lots of it. 
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Multi-purpose Tool is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
For multiple purposes. 
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Flashlight is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
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Matches is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
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Boots is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Shoelaces = death 
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Rope is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Fifty shades of survival 
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Axe is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
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Map is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map
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Thermal Blanket is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
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Flint is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
You can start a fire wherever you want with this bad boy. 
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Spare Clothes is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Because I'd probably shit myself the minute I come across my first walker. 
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Batteries is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
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MRE is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
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Glock Ges.m.b.H. is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
zombiehunter added
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Crossbow is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
One word. Daryl. 
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Emergency Radio is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
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Crowbar is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
eric-burgeot added
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Daryl is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Melanie Enloe added