Zombies The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools  

Rina Yun
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List Rules No super powers or fictional characters. Rick Grimes won't be there to save you when the walkers come.

A list of all the things you'll need to survive the zombie apocalypse. Hopefully most people have some sort of ready to go disaster kit in their home. However, not many of us have kits specifically designed for the zombie apocalypse. Come on people, we all know its coming! So let's stop being in denial and start making lists! 

Which is a better means of transportation, a car or a bike? A car would be the fastest way to get around but it requires gas and makes noise. A bike runs on nothing but can only go as fast as your legs can peddle and nothing to shield you from grabby walkers. You also can't bring much on a bike. Think about these things and vote up the ones you think are the most useful, or add any other good zombie survival gear you think is absolutely necessary in any zombie survival kit!
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Water Purifier is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Water Purifier On the go water purifier, you can literally drink your own pee. 

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540 29
Survival Knife is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Survival Knife

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511 28
First Aid Kit is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
First Aid Kit

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495 29
Backpack is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Backpack

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474 39
Canned Food is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Canned Food

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483 42
Antibiotics is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Antibiotics Little injuries can be deadly and I'm pretty sure God won't let you in Heaven if you die from a paper cut. 

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483 53
Machete is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Machete

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Ammo is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Ammo And lots of it. 

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Multi-purpose Tool is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Multi-purpose Tool For multiple purposes. 

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Flashlight is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Flashlight

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Matches is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Matches

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Boots is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Boots Shoelaces = death 

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Map is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Map I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map

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362 55
Rope is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Rope Fifty shades of survival 

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366 66
Axe is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Axe

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369 69
Flint is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Flint You can start a fire wherever you want with this bad boy. 

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332 57
Thermal Blanket is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Thermal Blanket

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325 61
MRE is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
MRE

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319 63
Batteries is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Batteries

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327 70
Spare Clothes is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Spare Clothes Because I'd probably shit myself the minute I come across my first walker. 

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Glock Ges.m.b.H. is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
zombiehunter added

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Emergency Radio is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Emergency Radio

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Crowbar is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
eric-burgeot added

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Daryl is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Melanie Enloe added

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Crossbow is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Crossbow One word. Daryl. 

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282 83
Gasoline is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Gasoline

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Night Vision Goggles is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Night Vision Goggles You never know if you're going to run into a walker during your middle of the night restroom break. 

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Car is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Car

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Shovel is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Shovel If all else fails I'm digging until I reach The City of Ember. I know you're down there. 

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Sniper is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Sniper Boom. Head shot. 

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Tank is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Tank I think this one speaks for itself. 

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Pneumatic Gun is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Pneumatic Gun Air gun. A different kind of silent but deadly. 

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190 130
Bike is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Bike

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179 133
Helmet is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Helmet

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63 50
James Englebert as your bait is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
reallythedeal added James Englebert as your bait

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Remembering Zombies Don't Exis... is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
James Englebert added Remembering Zombies Don't Exist