These are the best quotes from "The Other Woman," telling the story of three women, who are all in a relationship with the same man, who bond together to take him down. The comedy film was written by Melissa Stack and directed by Nick Cassavetes and opened in the United States on April 25, 2014.
In "The Other Woman," successful attorney Carly (Cameron Diaz) thinks she has found the one in her boyfriend Mark (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau). But in a twist of fate, Carly learns that Mark is secretly married to Kate (Leslie Mann). While Carly is devastated, and confides in her coworker Lydia (Nicki Minaj), Kate is eager to make friends with Carly.
Soon, Carly and Kate learn that Mark is dating yet another woman and track her down. Initially they are surprised that this other woman is a young, blonde bombshell named Amber (Kate Upton) but before long, the three ladies join together to take down Mark, not to mention make his life a living hell in the process.
Vote for your favorite lines from "The Other Woman" below.
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Carly: "What is up with your hot brother?"When Carly takes a liking to Kate's attractive brother, Kate draws the line. It's one thing for Carly to be with Kate's husband. Carly cannot have her brother too.
Kate: "No! You can't have my husband and my brother! That's being very greedy!"275Should this be higher or lower?
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Amber: "I just can't believe he'd lie to me. You must hate me so much right now."After Kate and Carly track down the other woman, Amber, the two women take very different approaches to their new third. Kate is surprisingly kind to the bombshell while Carly isn't as welcoming.
Kate: "I don't hate you at all. I got all of that out of my system with that one."
Amber: "How can you be so amazing that you can be friends with your husband's mistress?"
Carly: "Yeah, it's like a dream come true."
Kate: "Ignore her. She's just working through some stuff right now. She's kind of troubled. You smell amazing. What is that?"
Amber: "I think it's just sweat."2513Should this be higher or lower?
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Carly: "I thought you were giving him hormones."The sabotage of Mark begins and Kate, being his wife and the closest to him, starts by slipping hormones to him. Unfortunately for Mark, they are very effective.
Kate: "I am, enough for a pre-op transsexual!"
Mark: "I look like I need a bra!"
Kate: "I think you're going through manopause."
Mark: "Manopause?"156Should this be higher or lower?
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Carly: "So, what do you want to do?"The three ladies strategize on how they'll take down Mark for his cheating ways. Amber has a great idea to hit him where it hurts but it's not quite what Carly and Kate had in mind.
Kate: "I want him to feel pain."
Amber: "We should kick him in the balls!"
Carly: "No, I really like the way your brain works but I think we're going for something a little bit bigger."178Should this be higher or lower?