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The Other Woman Movie Quotes

Updated August 15, 2019 286 votes 184 voters 140.4k views10 items

These are the best quotes from "The Other Woman," telling the story of three women, who are all in a relationship with the same man, who bond together to take him down. The comedy film was written by Melissa Stack and directed by Nick Cassavetes and opened in the United States on April 25, 2014.

In "The Other Woman," successful attorney Carly (Cameron Diaz) thinks she has found the one in her boyfriend Mark (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau). But in a twist of fate, Carly learns that Mark is secretly married to Kate (Leslie Mann). While Carly is devastated, and confides in her coworker Lydia (Nicki Minaj), Kate is eager to make friends with Carly.

Soon, Carly and Kate learn that Mark is dating yet another woman and track her down. Initially they are surprised that this other woman is a young, blonde bombshell named Amber (Kate Upton) but before long, the three ladies join together to take down Mark, not to mention make his life a living hell in the process.

Vote for your favorite lines from "The Other Woman" below.

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    I Think Married Guys Would Be the Perfect Fit for You

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    Lydia: "What happened? You were crazy about him two days ago."
    Carly: "He's got a wife."
    Lydia: "I think married guys would be the perfect fit for you. You need someone with something that's going to keep him busy."

    Carly is devastated that her main squeeze Mark is married. Her assistant, Lydia, however oddly sees her dating a married man as a good thing.
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    You Can't Have My Husband and My Brother

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    Carly: "What is up with your hot brother?"
    Kate: "No! You can't have my husband and my brother! That's being very greedy!"

    When Carly takes a liking to Kate's attractive brother, Kate draws the line. It's one thing for Carly to be with Kate's husband. Carly cannot have her brother too.
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  • 3

    Friends With Your Husband's Mistress

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    Amber: "I just can't believe he'd lie to me. You must hate me so much right now."
    Kate: "I don't hate you at all. I got all of that out of my system with that one."
    Amber: "How can you be so amazing that you can be friends with your husband's mistress?"
    Carly: "Yeah, it's like a dream come true."
    Kate: "Ignore her. She's just working through some stuff right now. She's kind of troubled. You smell amazing. What is that?"
    Amber: "I think it's just sweat."

    After Kate and Carly track down the other woman, Amber, the two women take very different approaches to their new third. Kate is surprisingly kind to the bombshell while Carly isn't as welcoming.
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    Carly: "I thought you were giving him hormones."
    Kate: "I am, enough for a pre-op transsexual!"

    Mark: "I look like I need a bra!"
    Kate: "I think you're going through manopause."
    Mark: "Manopause?"

    The sabotage of Mark begins and Kate, being his wife and the closest to him, starts by slipping hormones to him. Unfortunately for Mark, they are very effective.
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