Movie Quotes The Pirates! Band of Misfits Movie Quotes  

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'The Pirates! Band of Misfits' movie quotes include some of the funniest lines uttered in this 2012 Aardman animated movie, which features the voices of Hugh Grant, Brendan Gleeson and Salma Hayek, among others. This film follows the adventures of Pirate Captain (Grant), a bumbling leader who hopes to someday plunder enough ships to win the coveted Pirate Of The Year Award. See your favorite quote from 'The Pirates! Band of Misfits' listed here? Vote for it! And be sure to add any 'Pirates!' movie quotes that are missing.

'The Pirates! Band of Misfits' is directed by Peter Lord ('Chicken Run'). Others celebrities who lend their voices to this movie include Jeremy Piven (as Pirate Captain's arch enemy, Black Bellamy), Imelda Staunton (as Queen Victoria, a woman who really, really doesn't like pirates), David Tennant (as famed naturalist Charles Darwin), Martin Freeman (as The Pirate with a Scarf) and Ashley Jensen (as the Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate -- and yes, that's her real name). The Pirate Captain has no qualms about taking to the High Seas in search of big treasure, but even with the help of his crew, he isn't too successful. Along the way, his journeys take him on several big adventures. Can he finally beat out rivals Black Bellamy and Cutlass Liz to become Pirate of the Year? He can, with help from his friends.

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Leper Boat

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Pirate Captain: "Alas! I am a pirate captain, and I am here for your gold!"
Crew member: "Gold? I'm afraid we don't have any gold here, old man. This is a leper boat." (Man's arm falls off)
Pirate Captain: "Ah!"
Crew member: "See?"

Poor Pirate Captain! Every attempt he makes at plundering other ships seems to end in disaster. He's just not picking the best boats to rob -- including this one -- a leper boat. Oops!
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Go Bang

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Pirate Captain: "Fire those long things that go bang!"

Oh, Pirate Captain: "Things that go bang?" Really? At least the crew knows what you mean....
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Cutlass Liz Wants the Trophy

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Cutlass Liz: "That trophy's got my name on it!"

Cutlass Liz (Salma Hayek) pulls no punches: She wants the Pirate of the Year Award, and she's determined to do anything, and cross anyone, to get it. Between Black Bellamy and Cutlass Liz, the Pirate Captain has his work cut out for him.
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Sea Monster Decoration

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Crew member: "Can we get there?"
Pirate Captain: "Well, yes, but unfortunately there's this dirty great sea monster in the way."
Crew member: "I think they just add those onto maps for decoration."
Pirate Captain: "Is that a fact?"

Yeah, sea monsters are just put on maps for "decoration." Good theory, but it's wishful thinking -- as the Pirate Captain and his crew will soon find out!
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