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The Smurfs Movie Quotes

Updated June 8, 2017 265 votes 105 voters 95.5k views15 items

The Smurfs finally hit the big screen in July of 2011, and, not suprisingly, moviegoers got some great 'Smurfs' movie quotes to enjoy. Smurftastic! Check out some of the best funny quotes from 'The Smurfs' movie (in 3D) here - and feel free to add more!

Despite some pretty hilariously bad reviews, the Smurfs proved just how popular they really are, raking in nearly $36 million in the 'Smurfs' movie's first weekend of release. The film went on to become one of the biggest grossing films of summer 2011. As of late-August 2011, 'The Smurfs' movie had grossed nearly $126 million in U.S. ticket sales.

Yes, the much-beloved, blue, magical creatures are the stars of 'The Smurfs,' and once again, they're pursued by the evil wizard Gargamel. This time, there's a bit of a twist: Instead of trying to escape Gargamel's wrath in their own, peaceful village, the tiny Smurfs are transported to New York City where Neil Patrick Harris, aka Patrick, has to help them find a way back home.

Looking for some more animated and/or summer blockbuster movie quotes? Check out these quips from 'Captain America', 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows', 'Cars 2', 'X-Men First Class' and 'The Zookeeper!'
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    Blue Cheese!

    Video: YouTube

    Jokey Smurf (to Clumsy): "What do you get when you cross a Smurf with a cow? Blue cheese! Hahahaha! I got you a present!"
    Clumsy Smurf: "Oh no thanks Jokey, I'm late for rehearsal..."
    (Present explodes into confetti, Jokey laughs)

    Another great, funny quote - one the kiddos are sure to enjoy!
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    Smurfity Smurf!

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    Patrick: "Stop saying 'smurf' for everything. Smurfity smurf smurf smurf!"
    (Smurfs collectively gasp)
    Gutsy Smurf: "There's NO call for that kind of language, laddy!"

    Patrick! Such language! Thankfully Gusty Smurf (Alan Cumming) is there to set you straight.
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  • 3

    Is a Smurf's Butt Blue?

    Video: YouTube

    Patrick: "You guys drink coffee?"
    Papa Smurf: "Is a Smurf's butt blue?"

    Leave it to Papa Smurf (Jonathan Winters) to have some of the most quotable lines in the movie. Surprised? Abso-smurfing-lutely not!
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    Googling the Smurfs

    Video: YouTube

    Patrick: "Okay, to review: You guys come from a magic forest where you live in oversized mushrooms."
    Papa Smurf: "Yes."
    Patrick: "You're being chased by an evil wizard."
    Papa Smurf: "Yea."
    Patrick: "And you're trapped in New York until there's a blue moon."
    Papa Smurf: "Very good."
    Patrick: "And you like to use the extremely imprecise term 'Smurf' for just about everything."
    Brainy Smurf: "Smurf-xactly!"
    Patrick: "And you're all named after your personalities? Do you get your names when you're born or after you've exhibited certain traits?"
    Brainy Smurf: "Whoa, just what is this magic searching device?"
    Patrick: "Right now I'm using Google."
    All Smurfs: (in unison) "Oooooh...Google..."

    Yes, even the Smurfs are in awe of Google. Wait til they get a load of Spotify! Smurftastic!
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