Warp Pipe to Heaven
Clearly this is the hottest. Clearly. I don't care if you say that "this might be non-permanent body art" or if there's something about the placement of the Super Mario warp pipe that kind of throws you off...
"Where does the pipe go?"
"Why does it lead there?... Where is the other end of the pipe?..."
"Is it me, or does Mario's jumping trajectory feel like it'll actually miss the pipe?"All of these questions don't matter. Why? First of all, look at this girl's perfect body (and immaculate waxing job.) Secondly, and most importantly, This is a confidence inspiring tattoo. How? Well, look at Mario. At any point in the beginning of a Mario game, you're not only not "Super" Mario, but you rarely have one of the best power-ups in the history of games -- the fire flower. In her tattoo, not only are you perfectly prepared for pretty much ANYTHING that could be on the opposite end of that warp pipe, but you're going to conquer it, you're going to make it yours and, weirdly, you're going to burn it all down to the ground.
Newf*gs Can't Tramp Stamp
Wonderful. If I ever have a daughter, and evolution will probably (appropriately) kill me before I do, that if she were ever to bring home this particular tramp stamp, I wouldn't only not be angry, I'd be proud.
Luckily, the conceptual design of a lot of the original NES 8-bit games calls for some pretty beautiful art when replicated well. Not only is this a great execution, but it's on a girl with a really hot back.Makes you wonder how many of the Zelda games she's played though. Is the saddest thing about this whole list how interested I am in all of these girls's gaming prowess? For example...
Aside from the placement, the prepare-for-battleness about it and the fact that it's closer to her special place than any other tattoo on this list, this tattoo gives you a combo that would make your Mario damned near unstoppable. A 1-Up AND a Star pretty much mean that whatever's coming next is going to own your ass, or that you're going to seriously own. Either way, the results are awesome.
Smoking Hot Smoking Guns
So not only is this girl awesome for having power-ups on her midriff, but she's awesome for the callback to the Nintendo Light Gun. While a lot of classic tattoos would have used revolvers, she used Light Guns which makes her not only hot, but awesome.Also, if you notice the cherries, somewhere up there (beneath the pale boob light) there's a Pac-Man tattoo.