The GeekSquad Gus meme takes all we hate/love about our local IT guy for hire and puts it out there. Whether or not you like him, GeekSquad Gus will always have an answer to your software and hardware questions. For a price. A price that is both monetary as well as mental. Computer running slow? Probably a virus, but GeekSquad Gus has a quick fix for it.Below is a gathering of the very best advice GeekSquad Gus can give.