“The Wedding Ringer” movie quotes bring the laughs when one groom with no friends hires a best man for his wedding to a girl of his dreams. The romantic comedy movie was directed by Jeremy Garelick using a screenplay he co-wrote with Jay Lavender. “The Wedding Ringer” opened in theaters in the United States on January 16, 2015.
In “The Wedding Ringer,” Doug Harris (Josh Gad) is marrying his dream girl, Gretchen (Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting), but is not on the social side and thus doesn’t have a best man or groomsmen to stand with him at the wedding. With only days until the big day, he enlists Jimmy Callahan (Kevin Hart) who runs a company providing paid best man services to help.
Jimmy takes on the job, including the difficult task of finding seven groomsmen, and agrees to be Doug’s best man. And while Jimmy makes it clear that this is strictly business, that the two will not be friends once all is said and done, their connection might just make for a relationship that money cannot buy.“The Wedding Ringer” is one of the first comedies of the new year as it opens alongside the likes of ”Into the Woods,” ”Big Eyes,” ”Annie,” ”Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb,” "The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1," and "Horrible Bosses 2.
I Provide Best Man Services
Doris Jenkins: “Welcome to The Best Man, Inc.”
Jimmy: “So, Edmundo sent you to come find the oracle.”
Doug Harris: “What exactly do you do?”
Jimmy: “I provide best man services for guys who lack in such areas.”
Doug Harris: “So, I'm not alone?”
Jimmy: “Alone? No! I run a very profitable business because of guys like you! How many weddings do you think were in the US last year? 2.4 million!”
Doug Harris: “2.4 million”
Jimmy: “There were 2.4 million grooms! Do you think that each one them has someone as their best man?”
Doug Harris: “I never knew people like you existed.”
Jimmy: “How you looking on groomsmen?”
Doug Harris: “I need seven.”
Jimmy: “You need seven? Seven groomsman?”
Doug Harris: “I do”
Jimmy: “You’re asking me to pull off a golden tux. Too many things can go wrong. No!”
Doug Harris: “But there’s a name for it!”
Jimmy: “There’s also a name for a horse with a horn on its head. It’s called a unicorn. Don’t mean I can get you one.”
I Gotta Be Honest
Gretchen: “What is going on with you?”
Doug Harris: “I uh, I um, I gotta be honest with you guys!”
Jimmy: “Hey, grandma! What the?”
Doug Harris: “Grandma made a full recovery. Doesn’t she look great?”
We Gotta Do a Whole Lot More
Jimmy: “God created the world in seven days. We gotta do a whole lot more in a lot less time!”Jimmy understands the task ahead of them. He has seven days to gather as many groomsmen and prepare them all for a wedding none will forget. It won’t be easy.
These Guys Cannot Be My Groomsmen
Jimmy: “Hey, look who I got with me!”
Jimmy: “You’re looking at your groomsmen.”
Doug Harris: “These guys cannot be my groomsmen. It looks like the cast of Goonies grew up and became rapists!”