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The World's End Movie Quotes 

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Updated August 16, 2019 68 votes 39 voters 11k views 9 items

Here are the best quotes from "The World's End," a movie that follows five guys who return to their hometown for an epic pub crawl only to find the town taken over by robot aliens. The British science-fiction comedy film is the third film in the Three Flavours Cornetto series which included "Shaun of the Dead" and "Hot Fuzz."

In "The World's End," five childhood friends, Gary (Simon Pegg), Peter (Eddie Marsan), Oliver (Martin Freeman), Steven (Paddy Considine) and Andrew (Nick Frost) return to their hometown of Newtown Haven, their first trip back in 20 years. They're there to attempt The Golden Mile, an infamous pub crawl involving them stopping to drink a pint at each of 12 pubs, ending at The World's End. It's a task they attempted when they were much younger and failed, but are back to try again.

All is going well during the pub crawl, including running into Oliver's sister Sam (Rosemund Pike), but they soon find trouble. The men are approached by teens with superhuman strength and a brawl erupts. Gary knocks the head off one of the teens to reveal he is actually a robot. They put the pieces together and realize that their town has been taken over completely by these alien robots, who take on the bodies of the townspeople, and they are not only fighting to complete the Golden Mile, but also for their own lives.

Vote for your favorite lines from "The World's End" below, and be sure to check out our other lists on the best quotes from fun summer movies, like "Drinking Buddies," "The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones," "We're the Millers," "The Wolverine," "World War Z," "Man of Steel," "This Is the End," and "Olympus Has Fallen."

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Five of Those Please
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Gary: "What do you recommend?"
Bartender: "Beer"
Gary: "We'll have five of those please."
Andrew: "Four of those and a tap water"
Gary: "WHAT?!"

During their 12-stop pub crawl, Gary is shocked when Andrew declines a beer in favor of water. While Gary might still be in a partying stage of his life, Andrew is showing some maturity.
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Five Musketeers
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Gary: "And we're back! Just like the five musketeers."
Steven: "Three musketeers isn't it?"
Gary: "Well nobody knows how many there were really do they?"
Oliver: "You do know that 'The Three Musketeers' is a fiction right, written by Alexander Dumas."
Gary: "A lot of people are saying that about the bible these days."
Steven: "What, that it was written by Alexander Dumas?"
Gary: "Don't be daft, Steve. It was written by Jesus"
Andrew: "Are we there yet?"
Gary: "Let's do this."

The five high school friends, Gary, Steven, Oliver, Andrew and Peter reunite after 20 years apart, just like the five musketeers, or something like that.
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It's Not Us That's Changed
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Sam: "You know it's weird, isn't it? You come back and everything's sort of different."

Gary: "It's not us that's changed! It's the town!"

Sam remarks on how it's weird to return to a town after an extended period of time, then see how things have changed. Gary has another theory: They are the same but the town is different. He might just be right.
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Tell Me Right Now
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Sam: "What are you doing?"
Gary: "It's all right. I'm not trying to have sex with you. There's something I need to tell you right now. Unless you do want to have sex in which case I'll tell you afterwards."
Sam: "Tell me right now."

Gary confronts Sam in a restroom for an important conversation. Of course, he doesn't hesitate to offer her additional services while they're in there. She declines.
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