101 Piece Play Food Assortment
I believe I threw out a plastic banana and a piece of plastic toast only a few weeks ago (my kid is 9 years old). When they say 101 pieces, they aren't kidding. If you think any of those pieces of plastic are staying in one place, you have many years of disappointment ahead of you.
Fisher-Price Elmo's World Talking Cell Phone
Sure, elmo's voice is annoying. Now put its electronic version onto a toy that will activate by pressing buttons. (Little side note: babies love to press buttons. All the time. Over and over. ) Make sure that whatever buttons they have available to them are either not annoying, or not shrill, or not loud.All the talking phones are bad. This particular phone puts them all to shame. Bonus horror: those eyes open when you flip the phone on.
Play Doh Play Set
Sure, lots of us might kind of remember how much fun play doh was, but really... think back for a minute. How much fun WAS it? I mostly remember that the commercial seemed fun. But as a parent, Play Doh sucks. Hard. First of all, it immediately ... and I mean immediately, makes a mess. It gets into the carpet. It smears onto their clothes. And... if you have a toddler, odds are high that they will eat it. I mean, its colorful and you can smash it into shapes that resemble candy. If you don't immediately re-store it, it gets hard and unusuable... and just imagine what it does when it turns hard and its still in your carpet or furniture. The play set blows for the simple reason that every kid wants it, and it is entertaining for approximately 5 minutes... leaving you with a lifetime of dried, encrusted play doh in the cracks and crannies of your home.
Hasbro Playskool Busy Ball Popper
Whee! Balls! Fun! You turn it on, the vacuum starts up and the balls come flying out the top. So many plastic balls! The baby loves it! Grab the balls, put them back in the slide, grab them when they come flying up! There goes one, skittering and rolling across the wood floors under the couch. And another! And another!I am still finding those things whenever I move a bookshelf or pull back the couch. My chiropractor knows all about them from all time I needed my back snapped back into position from retrieving them from under everything.