Total Nerd Every Disney Prince, Ranked By What A Useless Fuccboi They Are  

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List Rules Vote up the Disney princes who are total fuccbois.

Disney princes are supposed to be heroes, white knights in shining armor who rush in and save the fragile, victimized princesses from evil queens, sinister spells, and other formidable fates. Unfortunately, all the princes are total fuccbois. What is a fuccboi? According to Urban Dictionary, fuccbois are "the lowest possible form of the vile, degenerate waste pouring from the proverbial *sshole of society." Now, that's not terribly descriptive, but anyone who has ever dated a fuccboi knows it is actually pretty forgiving.

Fuccbois are players. They're the kind of people who will only date you if you don't tell anyone you're dating. They usually exhibit signs of dating multiple people - like when you hang out, you probably notice that they're Snapchatting random girls and moving their phone screen from your line of view. Fuccbois are often shallow, shady, materialistic, and vaguely sexist. Basically, they're everything a Disney Prince should not be. 

From the original Prince, who only bothered to show up in two scenes of Snow White, to John Smith, who's totally willing to date a person of color as long as it's in secret, Disney's men of royalty lack substance, subtly, and spines. Their selfish and egotistical personalities are why Disney princes would be terrible boyfriends. Do you agree? Make your voice known by voting up Disney's biggest fuccbois below. 

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Prince Hans is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Every Disney Prince, Ranked By What A Useless Fuccboi They Are
Prince Hans Frozen

A sly guy who isn't afraid to use his good looks to deceive people.
He doesn't care who has to die in order for him to get ahead. 

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322 113
Prince Florian (The Prince) is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Every Disney Prince, Ranked By What A Useless Fuccboi They Are
Prince Florian (The Prince) Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

A lazy, sexual predator.
Shows up after the dwarves chase away the Evil Queen.
Takes all the credit and kisses Snow White's lifeless body without her permission. 

3
323 123
Prince Charming is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Every Disney Prince, Ranked By What A Useless Fuccboi They Are
Prince Charming Cinderella

A man who only cares about physical beauty.
Didn't even recognize Cinderella when she wasn't in her designer gown. 

4
280 140
Prince Naveen is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Every Disney Prince, Ranked By What A Useless Fuccboi They Are
Prince Naveen The Princess and the Frog

An immature and egocentric playboy.
He chases after women and money before a traumatic frog experience forces him to grow up. 

5
311 169
John Smith is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Every Disney Prince, Ranked By What A Useless Fuccboi They Are
John Smith Pocahontas

A racist, self-righteous Disney Prince who isn't even a real prince.
Casually dated a woman of color and referred to her people as "savages." 

6
216 108
John Rolfe is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Every Disney Prince, Ranked By What A Useless Fuccboi They Are
John Rolfe Pocahontas

A guy who can't take criticism from a woman.
He gets miffed when someone doesn't behave "properly" and is quite stubborn.

7
283 166
Prince Eric is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Every Disney Prince, Ranked By What A Useless Fuccboi They Are
Prince Eric The Little Mermaid

A player through and through.
Has an emotional affair with Ariel while waiting to marry that other girl. 

8
287 201
Aladdin is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Every Disney Prince, Ranked By What A Useless Fuccboi They Are
Aladdin Aladdin

A thief, a natural liar, and a gold digger.
Loves to hang around brothels in a vest with no shirt like a true fuccboi. 

9
177 143
Prince Phillip is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Every Disney Prince, Ranked By What A Useless Fuccboi They Are
Prince Phillip Sleeping Beauty

A master manipulator who preys on young girls.
He's seven years older than the 16-year-old Aurora (yup, she's underage). 

10
157 125
Phoebus is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Every Disney Prince, Ranked By What A Useless Fuccboi They Are
Phoebus The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Part drama queen, part know-it-all.
His sexism is clear when he is surprised time and time again by Esmerelda's bravery and strength. 

11
168 188
Prince Adam (The Beast) is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Every Disney Prince, Ranked By What A Useless Fuccboi They Are
Prince Adam (The Beast) Beauty and the Beast

A man who was so self-centered and spoiled that an Enchantress literally transformed him into a beast.
Has intense anger issues and is super controlling. 

12
168 218
Flynn Rider is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Every Disney Prince, Ranked By What A Useless Fuccboi They Are
Prince Eugene (Flynn Rider) Tangled, Tangled Ever After

A thief and a smooth talker who uses his charms and his looks to get what he wants.
He lies about his identity and isn't ashamed about his life of crime. 

13
132 241
Li Shang is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Every Disney Prince, Ranked By What A Useless Fuccboi They Are
Li Shang Mulan

An arrogant prick and a sexist workaholic.
He thinks only men are fit for combat and is completely shocked when he finds out Mulan is a woman. 

14
116 218
Hercules is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Every Disney Prince, Ranked By What A Useless Fuccboi They Are
Hercules Hercules

A guy who isn't afraid to throw around his daddy's name for recognition.
Sure, it isn't being a god among men, but the dude's ego is so huge that you find yourself rooting for Hades. 

15
113 230
Simba is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Every Disney Prince, Ranked By What A Useless Fuccboi They Are
Simba The Lion King

A guy who ran away from his duties and responsibilities to his kingdom.
Spent time just chilling in the woods as his evil uncle ruined life for everyone else. 

16
90 280
Kristoff is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Every Disney Prince, Ranked By What A Useless Fuccboi They Are
Kristoff Frozen

A passive guy who constantly complains about being friend-zoned.
He follows women around like an unnecessary accessory.