Seriously, These Are the Worst Employees EVER
No one is perfect, but the bad employees on this list are some of the worst people that could ever be hired to work at a company ever. Between executives beating up their drivers and pizza cooks making food without wearing pants, there are enough employee horror stories collected here to make you never want to hire anyone again. Unless you’re a fan of gross incompetency mixed with a heaping spoonful of psychotic aggression, that is. If that’s the case these doofuses are exactly who you’re looking for to staff up your next juice bar or soup and crackers franchise. Believe us when we say that we’re not being hyperbolic, these are seriously the worst employees to ever join the workforce.
It’s not easy to be one of the worst employees ever. To get on this illustrious list of ne’er do wells you have to have a complete lack of work ethic, be willing to trade government equipment for drugs, and it doesn’t hurt for you to be tangentially connected with a terrorist organization or two. The terrible employees on this list aren’t just bad at their jobs, they’re the best at being bad at their jobs, and for that they deserve all of your respect, but none of your money because as we said – these are the WORST employees ever.Vote up the employees on this list who are the absolute worst, and then leave a comment about how you’re secretly sleeping every day under your desk – no one will say anything to HR.
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Daycare Employees Start Toddler Fight ClubAt a daycare in Delaware, three employees were arrested after they tried to make toddlers fight for their amusement. The workers were discovered when a video of their toddler fight club surfaced. Audio of one of the employees saying, “No pinching, only punching,” can be heard.
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Cheese Factory Employees Bathe in MilkPhoto: Metaweb / GNU Free Documentation LicenseIn Siberia, the Florida of Eastern Europe, a sanitation specialist discovered that multiple employees of a cheese factory had been bathing in the milk used to make cheese. If you were ever looking for an excuse for cutting dairy from your diet, this might be it.
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Waitress Spikes Co-Worker's Drink with MethTo answer your question: yes, this happened at a Waffle House. As do many other fine tales of woe. In February of 2016, a waitress was arrested for drugging a co-worker's drink with meth (who knew you could even do that?!), putting him into a coma. At the time of her arrest she didn't give a reason for her terrible revenge/prank gone wrong.
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Kalamazoo Uber Driver Goes on RampageTechnically, Jason Dalton was an independent contractor when he randomly killed four people and injured a 14-year-old girl while going about his normal Uber route in February 2016. At the end of his rampage, he turned himself over peacefully to the police.
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Taco Bell Exec Assaults Uber Driver, Then Sues HimPhoto: Metaweb / CC-BYThe no chill ever award goes to this former Taco Bell executive who assaulted his Uber driver after a really wild night, and then sued the poor guy for having the temerity to film the attack. A billion dollars says this guy is the poor sap who came up with the A.M. Cruchwrap.
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Zoo Employee Gives Otter Pants, Killing the OtterThis employee is terrible on so many levels. First of all, your main job at a zoo is to keep the animals from dying. It doesn't matter if you work in the concessions or you're on the janitorial staff, if you see an animal in trouble, you stop what you're doing and help! Also, why are we giving animals pairs of pants as toys?