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Seriously, These Are the Worst Employees EVER

No one is perfect, but the bad employees on this list are some of the worst people that could ever be hired to work at a company ever. Between executives beating up their drivers and pizza cooks making food without wearing pants, there are enough employee horror stories collected here to make you never want to hire anyone again. Unless you’re a fan of gross incompetency mixed with a heaping spoonful of psychotic aggression, that is. If that’s the case these doofuses are exactly who you’re looking for to staff up your next juice bar or soup and crackers franchise. Believe us when we say that we’re not being hyperbolic, these are seriously the worst employees to ever join the workforce.

It’s not easy to be one of the worst employees ever. To get on this illustrious list of ne’er do wells you have to have a complete lack of work ethic, be willing to trade government equipment for drugs, and it doesn’t hurt for you to be tangentially connected with a terrorist organization or two. The terrible employees on this list aren’t just bad at their jobs, they’re the best at being bad at their jobs, and for that they deserve all of your respect, but none of your money because as we said – these are the WORST employees ever.

Vote up the employees on this list who are the absolute worst, and then leave a comment about how you’re secretly sleeping every day under your desk – no one will say anything to HR.
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    Daycare Employees Start Toddler Fight Club

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    At a daycare in Delaware, three employees were arrested after they tried to make toddlers fight for their amusement. The workers were discovered when a video of their toddler fight club surfaced. Audio of one of the employees saying, “No pinching, only punching,” can be heard.
    Is this the worst?
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    759 VOTES

    Cheese Factory Employees Bathe in Milk

    In Siberia, the Florida of Eastern Europe, a sanitation specialist discovered that multiple employees of a cheese factory had been bathing in the milk used to make cheese. If you were ever looking for an excuse for cutting dairy from your diet, this might be it.
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    574 VOTES

    Kalamazoo Uber Driver Goes on Rampage

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    Technically, Jason Dalton was an independent contractor when he randomly killed four people and injured a 14-year-old girl while going about his normal Uber route in February 2016. At the end of his rampage, he turned himself over peacefully to the police.
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    Waitress Spikes Co-Worker's Drink with Meth

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    To answer your question: yes, this happened at a Waffle House. As do many other fine tales of woe. In February of 2016, a waitress was arrested for drugging a co-worker's drink with meth (who knew you could even do that?!), putting him into a coma. At the time of her arrest she didn't give a reason for her terrible revenge/prank gone wrong.
    Is this the worst?