List Rules You're voting on the worst gifts. That said, the worst one should be at the top of the list
These ate the worst gifts to give anyone, anywhere, anytime. Unless you're in the market for your office's white elephant gift exchange, then these gifts are ones that you likely will be pretty annoyed to receive this holiday season. I mean, if I saw any of these gifts under my Christmas tree, I'd be so angry, put it mildly. These gifts are pretty ridiculous and by that, I mean awful. I mean, would you seriously consider giving a loved one a Nicolas Cage pillowcase? How about giving your brother a Justin Bieber alarm clock? I'm sure that will go over well. In the non-celebrity portion of the list, would you seriously consider buying an iPhone holder or pajama jeans? I don't think so. If you think these would be good gift ideas, then you should really think twice about your lack of good taste.
But, if you're sadistic or perhaps a comedian, this list may help you embarrass, or at minimum, annoy a friend, family member or co-worker. So, if you're still on the fence for what gift to buy for that special someone, then I'd highly, highly recommend you don't get any of the gifts listed below.
Take a look at the horrible gifts on this list. When you see these awful things, hopefully it will inspire you to find some pretty awesome gifts this holiday season. Vote on what gifts you think are the absolute worst on this list of pretty bad gifts.
Nicolas Cage Pillowcase Would YOU want to sleep on Nic Cage's face?
Party in the Tub Light EDM take over hits your child's bathtub. Blah.
Fanny Farting Bank Maybe for a White Elephant party?
An iPhone Holder One of the most useless gifts on the list.
Justin Bieber Alarm Clock No. Words. Necessary.
Razorblade Soap Does this make any sense to any sensible person?
The Brief Jerkey Ouch.
Directional Towels In case you couldn't decide which towel you should use to use to wash your face and which towel to use to dry off your backside, then these are the perfect set of towels for you.
NCIS Bert the Farting Hippo Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Pajama Jeans What? Jeggings weren't good enough for you?
Bear in Bikini Keychain This would be cute...for an eight-year-old.
A Creepy Doll in a Leopard Outfit Easily the creepiest gift on this list.
An Inflatable Fruitcake Huh?
Criss Angel Magic Platinum Kit Unless you're a super dbag, then I'd recommend you'd stay away.
A Dog Bean Bag Chair What's more depressing: the look at the dog's face or the idea of actually using this?
Meat and Cheese Gift Set Would any culinary expert approve of this gift?
Grayson Perry Scrotal Sac Handbag A little bit much, no?
Dancing Pet Speakers Some high quality speakers right here, ladies and gents.
Thigh Master Would you really trust anything Suzanne Somers sells?
N Sync Blanket This would've been a cool gift for a teenage girl in 2000.
The Pocket Hose A hose in a pocket? What a novel concept.
Grass Grow Kit What's more boring and awful than watching grass grow?
GloveLite Flashlight If you're trying to cause car or motorcycle accidents, then this is the perfect gift
Pay Phone What year is this, 1985?
Old Brooklyn Lantern If you live in 1854 or are the Unabomber, this would be perfect.
Hot Dog Water Gun This is something you probably can snare from the 99 cent store, if you're so inclined.
Port a Pug Wouldn't you rather a real dog or one you can craft by your own two hands.
Zoomies Glasses For the person who can't afford knockoff glasses from the street.
Together Mittens The holiday season in one mitten. Barf.
The Sholdit (Half-scarf, Half-purse) One-third scarf, one-third purse, one-third WTF.
Any Tea Cosy Nothing says weird quite like having someone give you a tea cosy shaped as, well, anything.
Perfect Polly A horrible gift by any stretch, unless you're a fan of Dumb & Dumber.