christmas The Worst Gifts to Give Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime  

Ron Mexico
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List Rules You're voting on the worst gifts. That said, the worst one should be at the top of the list

These ate the worst gifts to give anyone, anywhere, anytime. Unless you're in the market for your office's white elephant gift exchange, then these gifts are ones that you likely will be pretty annoyed to receive this holiday season. I mean, if I saw any of these gifts under my Christmas tree, I'd be so angry, put it mildly. These gifts are pretty ridiculous and by that, I mean awful. I mean, would you seriously consider giving a loved one a Nicolas Cage pillowcase? How about giving your brother a Justin Bieber alarm clock? I'm sure that will go over well. In the non-celebrity portion of the list, would you seriously consider buying an iPhone holder or pajama jeans? I don't think so. If you think these would be good gift ideas, then you should really think twice about your lack of good taste. 

But, if you're sadistic or perhaps a comedian, this list may help you embarrass, or at minimum, annoy a friend, family member or co-worker. So, if you're still on the fence for what gift to buy for that special someone, then I'd highly, highly recommend you don't get any of the gifts listed below. 

Take a look at the horrible gifts on this list. When you see these awful things, hopefully it will inspire you to find some pretty awesome gifts this holiday season. Vote on what gifts you think are the absolute worst on this list of pretty bad gifts.
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Nicolas Cage Pillowcase is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Worst Gifts to Give Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime
Nicolas Cage Pillowcase Would YOU want to sleep on Nic Cage's face?

2
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Party in the Tub Light is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Worst Gifts to Give Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime
Party in the Tub Light EDM take over hits your child's bathtub. Blah.

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Fanny Farting Bank is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Worst Gifts to Give Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime
Fanny Farting Bank Maybe for a White Elephant party?

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An iPhone Holder is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Worst Gifts to Give Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime
An iPhone Holder One of the most useless gifts on the list.

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Justin Bieber Alarm Clock is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Worst Gifts to Give Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime
Justin Bieber Alarm Clock No. Words. Necessary.

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Razorblade Soap is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Worst Gifts to Give Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime
Razorblade Soap Does this make any sense to any sensible person?

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186 193
The Brief Jerkey is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Worst Gifts to Give Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime
The Brief Jerkey Ouch.

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Pajama Jeans is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Worst Gifts to Give Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime
Pajama Jeans What? Jeggings weren't good enough for you?

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Directional Towels is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Worst Gifts to Give Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime
Directional Towels In case you couldn't decide which towel you should use to use to wash your face and which towel to use to dry off your backside, then these are the perfect set of towels for you.

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133 142
NCIS Bert the Farting Hippo is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Worst Gifts to Give Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime
NCIS Bert the Farting Hippo Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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Bear in Bikini Keychain is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Worst Gifts to Give Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime
Bear in Bikini Keychain This would be cute...for an eight-year-old.

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110 118
Meat and Cheese Gift Set is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Worst Gifts to Give Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime
Meat and Cheese Gift Set Would any culinary expert approve of this gift?

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117 127
A Dog Bean Bag Chair is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Worst Gifts to Give Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime
A Dog Bean Bag Chair What's more depressing: the look at the dog's face or the idea of actually using this?

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130 143
A Creepy Doll in a Leopard Out... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Worst Gifts to Give Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime
A Creepy Doll in a Leopard Outfit Easily the creepiest gift on this list.

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Criss Angel Magic Platinum Kit is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Worst Gifts to Give Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime
Criss Angel Magic Platinum Kit Unless you're a super dbag, then I'd recommend you'd stay away.

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153 171
An Inflatable Fruitcake is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Worst Gifts to Give Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime
An Inflatable Fruitcake Huh?

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Dancing Pet Speakers Some high quality speakers right here, ladies and gents.

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Grayson Perry Scrotal Sac Hand... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Worst Gifts to Give Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime
Grayson Perry Scrotal Sac Handbag A little bit much, no?

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Thigh Master is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Worst Gifts to Give Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime
Thigh Master Would you really trust anything Suzanne Somers sells?

20
141 171
N Sync Blanket is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Worst Gifts to Give Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime
N Sync Blanket This would've been a cool gift for a teenage girl in 2000.

21
105 129
Grass Grow Kit is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Worst Gifts to Give Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime
Grass Grow Kit What's more boring and awful than watching grass grow?

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The Pocket Hose is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Worst Gifts to Give Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime
The Pocket Hose A hose in a pocket? What a novel concept.

23
90 112
Old Brooklyn Lantern is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Worst Gifts to Give Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime
Old Brooklyn Lantern If you live in 1854 or are the Unabomber, this would be perfect.

24
91 115
GloveLite Flashlight is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Worst Gifts to Give Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime
GloveLite Flashlight If you're trying to cause car or motorcycle accidents, then this is the perfect gift

25
99 126
Pay Phone is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Worst Gifts to Give Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime
Pay Phone What year is this, 1985?

26
103 134
Port a Pug is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Worst Gifts to Give Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime
Port a Pug Wouldn't you rather a real dog or one you can craft by your own two hands.

27
102 133
Hot Dog Water Gun is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Worst Gifts to Give Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime
Hot Dog Water Gun This is something you probably can snare from the 99 cent store, if you're so inclined.

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91 122
Zoomies Glasses is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Worst Gifts to Give Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime
Zoomies Glasses For the person who can't afford knockoff glasses from the street.

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The Sholdit (Half-scarf, Half-... is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Worst Gifts to Give Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime
The Sholdit (Half-scarf, Half-purse) One-third scarf, one-third purse, one-third WTF.

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Together Mittens is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Worst Gifts to Give Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime
Together Mittens The holiday season in one mitten. Barf.

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Any Tea Cosy is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Worst Gifts to Give Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime
Any Tea Cosy Nothing says weird quite like having someone give you a tea cosy shaped as, well, anything.

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71 128
Perfect Polly is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Worst Gifts to Give Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime
Perfect Polly A horrible gift by any stretch, unless you're a fan of Dumb & Dumber.