Mockery The Worst Place to Get a Tattoo  

Andrew Howland
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List of the worst place to get a tattoo on the human body, in order of the dumbest, ugliest, tackiest, most painful, and trashiest, to the most socially acceptable, least painful to get, and easiest to live with. Tattoos aren't everyone's cups of tea, but as the old poem that someone in the world probably has tattooed on his ribs goes: Diff'rent strokes for different folks. 

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Even the act of getting tattoos means different things to the millions of people who have them. To some fanatics, each tattoo should be personal and important, carefully planned over several months – or at least weeks – and a meaningful source of pride. For others, only the most popular tattoo designs will do, be it butterfly, star, heart, tribal sun, poem, angel, ironic finger mustache, or what have you. Anything goes! Get an infinity symbol on your wrist and then wedge some dice right in beside it. Diamonds, goldfish, anchors, music notes, crosses, flowers, and other unique tattoo designs also available by the dozen. Flip through this idea book while you wait for your mom to pick you up.

Vote for the worst places to have tattoos and the worst tattoo ideas to move them up the list, and vote down the best tattoo locations that you think are, well, whatever. At least they're not on his [fill in the blank].
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Eyeball is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Worst Place to Get a Tattoo
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Forehead is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Worst Place to Get a Tattoo
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Temple is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Worst Place to Get a Tattoo
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Scrotum is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Worst Place to Get a Tattoo
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