Mockery If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro  

Rebecca Shortall
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List Rules Vote up the most stereotypical wear beloved by the basic bro.

When someone says "basic bro," what do you picture? You might visualize a guy dressed in a polo, accessorizing with jewelry made from wooden beads or shells. Maybe he'll throw on a pair of neon sunglasses for good measure - all the better to cut the glare while watching his favorite TV show. Even if you or your boyfriend don't identify as basic bros, you probably have a good idea of the type of clothing basic bros love. Favorite outfits worn by basic bros aren't always creative, but they're always recognizable.

Obviously this is a #notallmen situation. Not all men are created equal and not all bros are created basic. But those who are will probably get a laugh out of ranking these things all basic bros wear. After all, it's only fair after the basic b's of the world have spent years being mocked for their Tayor Swift fandom and perfectly filtered Instagram posts. Now it's the basic bros' turn for some lighthearted ribbing.

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155 86
Axe Deodorant Body Spray is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro

2
139 74
Tank Tops With Drop Sleeves is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
Tank Tops With Drop Sleeves

3
119 72
Visors is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
Visors

4
118 72
'Frattire' (Garments From Thei... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
'Frattire' (Garments From Their College Frat)

5
128 83
Neon Sunglasses is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
Neon Sunglasses

6
125 87
A Polo Under Another Polo is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
A Polo Under Another Polo

7
118 81
Puka Shell Necklaces is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
Puka Shell Necklaces

8
121 88
Snapbacks is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
Snapbacks

9
114 83
Tribal Tattoos is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
Tribal Tattoos

10
106 78
Boat Shoes (Worn Anywhere But ... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
Boat Shoes (Worn Anywhere But A Boat)

11
96 87
Deep V-Neck Tees is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
Deep V-Neck Tees

12
78 80
A Big Logo Polo Shirt is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
A Big Logo Polo Shirt

13
80 87
Wooden Bead Bracelets is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
Wooden Bead Bracelets

14
95 113
Basketball Shorts (Worn Anywhe... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
Basketball Shorts (Worn Anywhere But The Gym Or The Court)

15
75 96
Fedoras is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
Fedoras

16
80 118
Sports Jerseys (Worn Anywhere ... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
Sports Jerseys (Worn Anywhere But A Game)

17
84 162
Cargo Shorts is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
Cargo Shorts

18
76 159
Flip Flops (Worn Anywhere But ... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
Flip Flops (Worn Anywhere But The Beach)

19
45 128
Suspenders is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
Suspenders

20
53 156
Bootcut Jeans is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
Bootcut Jeans