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If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro  

Rebecca Shortall
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List Rules Vote up the most stereotypical wear beloved by the basic bro.

When someone says "basic bro," what do you picture? You might visualize a guy dressed in a polo, accessorizing with jewelry made from wooden beads or shells. Maybe he'll throw on a pair of neon sunglasses for good measure - all the better to cut the glare while watching his favorite TV show. Even if you or your boyfriend don't identify as basic bros, you probably have a good idea of the type of clothing basic bros love. Favorite outfits worn by basic bros aren't always creative, but they're always recognizable.

Obviously this is a #notallmen situation. Not all men are created equal, and not all bros are created basic. But those who are, will probably get a laugh out of ranking these items all basic bros seem to wear. After all, it's only fair after the basic bros of the world have spent years being mocked for their Taylor Swift fandom and perfectly filtered Instagram posts. Now it's the basic bros' turn for some lighthearted ribbing.

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Tank Tops With Drop Sleeves is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
Tank Tops With Drop Sleeves
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Axe Deodorant Body Spray is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
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Visors is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
Visors
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'Frattire' (Garments From Thei... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
'Frattire' (Garments From Their College Frat)
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Boat Shoes (Worn Anywhere But ... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
Boat Shoes (Worn Anywhere But A Boat)
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Neon Sunglasses is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
Neon Sunglasses
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Puka Shell Necklaces is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
Puka Shell Necklaces
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A Polo Under Another Polo is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
A Polo Under Another Polo
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Snapbacks is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
Snapbacks
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Tribal Tattoos is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
Tribal Tattoos
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Deep V-Neck Tees is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
Deep V-Neck Tees
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A Big Logo Polo Shirt is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
A Big Logo Polo Shirt
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Wooden Bead Bracelets is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
Wooden Bead Bracelets
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Basketball Shorts (Worn Anywhe... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
Basketball Shorts (Worn Anywhere But The Gym Or The Court)
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Fedoras is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
Fedoras
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Sports Jerseys (Worn Anywhere ... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
Sports Jerseys (Worn Anywhere But A Game)
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Cargo Shorts is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
Cargo Shorts
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Flip Flops (Worn Anywhere But ... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
Flip Flops (Worn Anywhere But The Beach)
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Suspenders is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
Suspenders
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Bootcut Jeans is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list If These 20 Things Are In Your Closet, You're A Basic Bro
Bootcut Jeans