List Rules Competitive people: vote up the little things in life that you HAVE TO win/beat/be good at.
Why are people so competitive? Show us a person who doesn’t like competition and we’ll show you someone that’s afraid of losing. We know that makes us sound like a total psycho but there’s nothing wrong with wanting to be the best at something, whether it’s playing chess in the park or being able to name every member of the bridge crew on Star Trek: The Next Generation. The feeling of stiff competition is like the thrill of the hunt for many, especially those type A folks. Once you’ve had a taste you want nothing else. And even if you’re reading this and thinking to yourself, “I’m not a wacko competitive person,” YOU’RE WRONG! Take a look at this list of things competitive people care about and we’ll bet that you’ll find something on there that gets your engines firing.
Competition can come in a variety of forms. It can be anything from playing a board game, to eating food, to pushing yourself to do better despite whatever odds you’re facing. And even though competition can be a good thing, in our experience it usually ends in someone screaming, and maybe even breaking the thing they were using to compete. About half of the things on this list half definitely ended in a couple of screaming matches, and we bet some of them are going to surprise you.
Vote up the items that you think matter the most to the competitive personality and if there’s something that you just have to win at, add it to the list.
Being Right If you've ever gotten into a fight over who played the fourth Doctor on Doctor Who, the competitive gene may be floating freely through your body.
Having Dogs Like Them WE WILL BE FRIENDS WITH ALL THE PRETTY PUPPIES!
Getting More "Likes" on Facebook and Instagram Than Their Friends If it drives you crazy when your friend posts the same photo as you on Facebook and gets more likes, then you might be a little competitive.
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Arm Wrestling The fastest way to be emasculated is to lose an arm wrestling match.
How Much They Can Bench Do you even lift bro?
Having the Best Christmas Decorations The best part about having the best Christmas decorations is that you also have the biggest electrical bill.
Holding Their Breath We'll just be down here, thinking about how much better we are than you.
Finishing a Novel Before the Rest of Your Book Club Who needs a month to read Wuthering Heights?
Who Has the Biggest Engagement Ring The only way to show the world that someone loves you is to wear a ring bigger than the moon.
Who Can Grow the Biggest Beard Who is the manliest man? Obviously it's the man who can fit a family of birds in his beard.
How Fast They Ran a Marathon There's nothing like the hubris of someone who wasted a morning running with a bunch of other sweaty over achievers.
Having the Nicest Lawn The best way to let everyone know you're the king of the neighborhood is to have a bangin' lawn.
Eating the Most Hot Dogs If it wasn't a real competition, there wouldn't be a belt.
They Will Have the BEST Wedding There should be a gold medal for going down the aisle.
Seeing Who Can Make The Ugliest Face It's called "gurning," and people take it very seriously.
Air Guitaring You know who's cool? People who air guitar. You know who's the coolest? The best air guitarist in the world!
Air Sex We're not the best at air sex, but we can imagine that it's like being the best at making smoothies.