family 25 Things Your Kids Actually Think They're Getting Away With  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Parents, vote up the sneaky things that your kids - high school age and younger - try to get away with.

Kids think they’re so smart. At some point in every child’s life, no matter where or how they were raised, they start trying to pull something over on you like you were born yesterday. The things kids try to get away with can be as inconsequential (and kind of cute) as reading after they’re supposed to be in bed, or as catastrophic as stealing your car to go do drugs with their burnout friends – you know the ones. At some point all kids get sneaky, but what do your kids think they’re getting away with when you’re already in the know? Are they hiding vegetables or skipping school? Now is the time to let the world know.

Kids should remember that you, parents, have been tooling around on earth for the last few decades, learned all of the tricks, and therefore, none of their sh*t gets past you. If you are a parent, then you’ve definitely caught your child, no matter how old they are, committing some of these ridiculous faux pas; moms and dads, it’s up to you to let everyone know which actions your kids try to get away with most.

list ordered by

1
231 79
Cursing

2
139 44
Sneaking Candy

3
141 47
Watching Movies They Aren't Supposed To

4
149 56
Going Through Your Stuff

5
135 47
Playing With Toys While They're Supposed To Be Asleep

6
141 58
Sneaking Candy From The Pantry

7
127 53
Throwing Food Away

8
113 51
Throwing Things In The Grocery Cart At The Last Minute

9
95 67
Downloading Apps

10
86 64
Sneaking Toys Into Bed

11
79 62
Eating Frosting From The Container

12
90 75
Smoking Weed

13
79 69
Sneaking Out Of The House

14
74 69
Reading Past Their Bedtime

Who Did These Eventually Famous Kids Grow Up To Be?

15
68 66
Digging Through Your Closet

16
72 72
Skipping School

17
72 79
Stealing Money

18
69 82
Smoking Cigarettes

19
69 84
Masturbating In The Shower

20
57 83
Sneaking Their Boyfriends And Girlfriends Into The House

21
56 88
Watching Porn On The Family Computer

22
54 91
Drinking Your Liquor

23
49 84
Scratching The Paint Off Their Walls

24
35 97
Stealing Your Car

25
28 100
Hiding Vegetables Under Cushions