Lifestyle 25 Things Your Kids Actually Think They're Getting Away With  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Parents, vote up the sneaky things that your kids - high school age and younger - try to get away with.

Kids think they’re so smart. At some point in every child’s life, no matter where or how they were raised, they start trying to pull something over on you like you were born yesterday. The things kids try to get away with can be as inconsequential (and kind of cute) as reading after they’re supposed to be in bed, or as catastrophic as stealing your car to go do drugs with their burnout friends – you know the ones. At some point all kids get sneaky, but what do your kids think they’re getting away with when you’re already in the know? Are they hiding vegetables or skipping school? Now is the time to let the world know.

Kids should remember that you, parents, have been tooling around on earth for the last few decades, learned all of the tricks, and therefore, none of their sh*t gets past you. If you are a parent, then you’ve definitely caught your child, no matter how old they are, committing some of these ridiculous faux pas; moms and dads, it’s up to you to let everyone know which actions your kids try to get away with most.

list ordered by
1
326 85
Playing With Toys While They're Supposed To Be Asleep
2
325 89
Sneaking Candy
3
410 163
Cursing
4
307 105
Going Through Your Stuff
5
285 97
Sneaking Candy From The Pantry
6
273 106
Watching Movies They Aren't Supposed To
7
261 98
Throwing Food Away
8
229 109
Throwing Things In The Grocery Cart At The Last Minute
9
187 110
Sneaking Toys Into Bed
10
195 120
Downloading Apps
11
171 113
Eating Frosting From The Container
12
169 121
Reading Past Their Bedtime
13
151 118
Digging Through Your Closet
14
150 155
Stealing Money
15
146 151
Sneaking Out Of The House
16
159 176
Smoking Weed
17
146 164
~Self-Pleasuring~ In The Shower
18
135 153
Skipping School
19
109 158
Scratching The Paint Off Their Walls
20
118 179
Smoking Cigarettes
21
108 175
Watching Adult Content On The Family Computer
22
104 179
Drinking Your Liquor
23
98 178
Sneaking Their Boyfriends And Girlfriends Into The House
24
60 199
Stealing Your Car
25
54 201
Hiding Vegetables Under Cushions