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25 Things Your Kids Actually Think They're Getting Away With  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Parents, vote up the sneaky things that your kids - high school age and younger - try to get away with.

Kids think they’re so smart. At some point in every child’s life, no matter where or how they were raised, they start trying to pull something over on you like you were born yesterday. The things kids try to get away with can be as inconsequential (and kind of cute) as reading after they’re supposed to be in bed, or as catastrophic as stealing your car to go do drugs with their burnout friends – you know the ones. At some point all kids get sneaky, but what do your kids think they’re getting away with when you’re already in the know? Are they hiding vegetables or skipping school? Now is the time to let the world know.

Kids should remember that you, parents, have been tooling around on earth for the last few decades, learned all of the tricks, and therefore, none of their sh*t gets past you. If you are a parent, then you’ve definitely caught your child, no matter how old they are, committing some of these ridiculous faux pas; moms and dads, it’s up to you to let everyone know which actions your kids try to get away with most.

list ordered by
1
Playing With Toys While They're Supposed To Be Asleep
2
Sneaking Candy
3
Going Through Your Stuff
4
Sneaking Candy From The Pantry
5
Cursing
6
Throwing Food Away
7
Watching Movies They Aren't Supposed To
8
Throwing Things In The Grocery Cart At The Last Minute
9
Sneaking Toys Into Bed
10
Downloading Apps
11
Eating Frosting From The Container
12
Reading Past Their Bedtime
13
Digging Through Your Closet
14
Stealing Money
15
Sneaking Out Of The House
16
~Self-Pleasuring~ In The Shower
17
Smoking Weed
18
Skipping School
19
Scratching The Paint Off Their Walls
20
Smoking Cigarettes
21
Watching Adult Content On The Family Computer
22
Drinking Your Liquor
23
Sneaking Their Boyfriends And Girlfriends Into The House
24
Stealing Your Car
25
Hiding Vegetables Under Cushions