Kids 25 Things Your Kids Actually Think They're Getting Away With  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Parents, vote up the sneaky things that your kids - high school age and younger - try to get away with.

Kids think they’re so smart. At some point in every child’s life, no matter where or how they were raised, they start trying to pull something over on you like you were born yesterday. The things kids try to get away with can be as inconsequential (and kind of cute) as reading after they’re supposed to be in bed, or as catastrophic as stealing your car to go do drugs with their burnout friends – you know the ones. At some point all kids get sneaky, but what do your kids think they’re getting away with when you’re already in the know? Are they hiding vegetables or skipping school? Now is the time to let the world know.

Kids should remember that you, parents, have been tooling around on earth for the last few decades, learned all of the tricks, and therefore, none of their sh*t gets past you. If you are a parent, then you’ve definitely caught your child, no matter how old they are, committing some of these ridiculous faux pas; moms and dads, it’s up to you to let everyone know which actions your kids try to get away with most.

list ordered by

1
320 85
Playing With Toys While They're Supposed To Be Asleep

2
317 89
Sneaking Candy

3
405 162
Cursing

4
300 104
Going Through Your Stuff

5
278 97
Sneaking Candy From The Pantry

6
268 104
Watching Movies They Aren't Supposed To

7
254 98
Throwing Food Away

8
223 109
Throwing Things In The Grocery Cart At The Last Minute

9
181 110
Sneaking Toys Into Bed

10
189 120
Downloading Apps

11
165 113
Eating Frosting From The Container

12
165 120
Reading Past Their Bedtime

13
147 117
Digging Through Your Closet

14
144 148
Sneaking Out Of The House

15
146 154
Stealing Money

16
157 173
Smoking Weed

17
142 162
~Self-Pleasuring~ In The Shower

18
132 151
Skipping School

19
104 157
Scratching The Paint Off Their Walls

20
116 176
Smoking Cigarettes

21
104 173
Watching Adult Content On The Family Computer

22
102 176
Drinking Your Liquor

23
96 175
Sneaking Their Boyfriends And Girlfriends Into The House

24
59 196
Stealing Your Car

25
52 199
Hiding Vegetables Under Cushions