Family 25 Things Your Kids Actually Think They're Getting Away With  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Parents, vote up the sneaky things that your kids - high school age and younger - try to get away with.

Kids think they’re so smart. At some point in every child’s life, no matter where or how they were raised, they start trying to pull something over on you like you were born yesterday. The things kids try to get away with can be as inconsequential (and kind of cute) as reading after they’re supposed to be in bed, or as catastrophic as stealing your car to go do drugs with their burnout friends – you know the ones. At some point all kids get sneaky, but what do your kids think they’re getting away with when you’re already in the know? Are they hiding vegetables or skipping school? Now is the time to let the world know.

Kids should remember that you, parents, have been tooling around on earth for the last few decades, learned all of the tricks, and therefore, none of their sh*t gets past you. If you are a parent, then you’ve definitely caught your child, no matter how old they are, committing some of these ridiculous faux pas; moms and dads, it’s up to you to let everyone know which actions your kids try to get away with most.

list ordered by

1
296 81
Playing With Toys While They're Supposed To Be Asleep

2
295 83
Sneaking Candy

3
386 156
Cursing

4
282 98
Going Through Your Stuff

5
264 91
Sneaking Candy From The Pantry

6
256 96
Watching Movies They Aren't Supposed To

7
240 93
Throwing Food Away

8
210 104
Throwing Things In The Grocery Cart At The Last Minute

9
170 102
Sneaking Toys Into Bed

10
173 114
Downloading Apps

11
154 108
Eating Frosting From The Container

12
153 115
Reading Past Their Bedtime

13
135 112
Digging Through Your Closet

14
137 136
Sneaking Out Of The House

15
151 158
Smoking Weed

16
139 144
Stealing Money

17
136 152
~Self-Pleasuring~ In The Shower

18
125 140
Skipping School

19
112 163
Smoking Cigarettes

20
95 148
Scratching The Paint Off Their Walls

21
99 164
Watching Adult Content On The Family Computer

22
96 167
Drinking Your Liquor

23
92 165
Sneaking Their Boyfriends And Girlfriends Into The House

24
58 184
Stealing Your Car

25
49 189
Hiding Vegetables Under Cushions