Family 25 Things Your Kids Actually Think They're Getting Away With  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Parents, vote up the sneaky things that your kids - high school age and younger - try to get away with.

Kids think they’re so smart. At some point in every child’s life, no matter where or how they were raised, they start trying to pull something over on you like you were born yesterday. The things kids try to get away with can be as inconsequential (and kind of cute) as reading after they’re supposed to be in bed, or as catastrophic as stealing your car to go do drugs with their burnout friends – you know the ones. At some point all kids get sneaky, but what do your kids think they’re getting away with when you’re already in the know? Are they hiding vegetables or skipping school? Now is the time to let the world know.

Kids should remember that you, parents, have been tooling around on earth for the last few decades, learned all of the tricks, and therefore, none of their sh*t gets past you. If you are a parent, then you’ve definitely caught your child, no matter how old they are, committing some of these ridiculous faux pas; moms and dads, it’s up to you to let everyone know which actions your kids try to get away with most.

list ordered by

1
291 78
Playing With Toys While They're Supposed To Be Asleep

2
288 81
Sneaking Candy

3
379 153
Cursing

4
277 97
Going Through Your Stuff

5
261 89
Sneaking Candy From The Pantry

6
253 94
Watching Movies They Aren't Supposed To

7
236 93
Throwing Food Away

8
208 101
Throwing Things In The Grocery Cart At The Last Minute

9
169 100
Sneaking Toys Into Bed

10
170 113
Downloading Apps

11
152 106
Eating Frosting From The Container

12
151 114
Reading Past Their Bedtime

13
133 111
Digging Through Your Closet

14
136 134
Sneaking Out Of The House

15
150 155
Smoking Weed

16
138 142
Stealing Money

17
125 138
Skipping School

18
133 150
~Self-Pleasuring~ In The Shower

19
110 161
Smoking Cigarettes

20
95 146
Scratching The Paint Off Their Walls

21
98 163
Watching Adult Content On The Family Computer

22
96 165
Drinking Your Liquor

23
92 163
Sneaking Their Boyfriends And Girlfriends Into The House

24
58 182
Stealing Your Car

25
49 187
Hiding Vegetables Under Cushions