VOTE Uber Analyzed All The Items Left Behind By Riders, And The Results Are Way Weirder Than You’d Think  

Veronica Walsingham
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List Rules Vote up the things that probably made the driver say, "WTF?"

You might have felt like the worst Uber passenger in the history of Uber passengers when you left behind your wallet/iPhone/keys/last ounce of dignity in the car. Well, just wait until you read about the strangest items people have left in their Ubers, because you’re going to feel so much better. That’s right, Uber has compiled what they’ve deemed to be the strangest, oddest, weirdest things left behind by passengers during 2017, and the results are much more outrageous and horrifying than you could ever imagine.

In case you are one of these folks who leaves something in your rideshare every time, there is an easy way to get your things back: log into your Uber account (on a computer if you just so happened to leave your phone behind), select “Your Trips,” select “I lost an item,” and select “Contact driver about lost item.” With any luck, your driver will be able to meet you in a timely fashion with your item - unless your driver is an aspiring comedian who practiced their whole set on you and now they're off to an open mic, because we’ve all had that driver, right? 

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71 30
A Jetpack

2
48 18
A Flat Screen TV

3
50 21
A Butcher Knife

4
45 19
A Bulletproof Vest

5
40 15
Several French Bulldog Statues

6
49 27
Their Brother

7
38 22
A 1.3 Carat Round Diamond

8
33 20
A Leafblower

9
26 16
A College Diploma

10
27 18
A Bag Containing A Kevin Durant Jersey And A Mario Doll

11
29 20
Divorce Papers

12
29 21
Their Marriage Certificate

13
23 18
An Orange Air Mattress

14
25 21
One Green Birkenstock Right Shoe

15
18 21
The Star Wars Encyclopedia

16
17 21
An Originally Signed Jessie James Decker CD

17
18 23
A Single Dart

18
17 22
A Bridal Veil

19
17 22
A Red Cape

20
20 28
A Letter From Their Boyfriend Who Is In Jail

21
14 22
A Fly Fishing Rod

22
16 28
A Slice Of Pizza

23
10 29
A Burger King Visor