There's only two things that matter to teenagers: getting their driver's license and going to prom. At least that's how Hollywood tells it. Media tropes about teens have remained consistent for decades, whether it be high schools full of exclusively hot kids or a token angsty teen who's just misunderstood.
Even the best teen movies are guilty of these fallacies. In fact, many of them were conceived in said films. The reality is all people are different, even as teenagers, so schools aren't actually composed of the same five archetypal people that are depicted on film, and they aren't all behaving in completely predictable ways, sharing common desires and drives.
Here are the many unrealistic ways teenagers are depicted on both the small and big screen.
All Teens Are Beautiful Unless They're Nerds. Sometimes Even Then.
Pretty much any character with lines in a high school movie or TV show is stupid attractive. They all have statuesque figures and poreless skin, you know, like teenagers do. Even makeover movies like She's All That takes an "ugly nerd" and turns her into a model... by removing her glasses. Pretty much everyone is beautiful in that movie. There aren't a lot of high schools that have a Freddie Prinze Jr. and a Paul Walker and a Jodi Lyn O'Keefe and an Anna Paquin and a Gabrielle Union.76670Agree or disagree?
Nobody Wears The Same Clothes Twice
In every high school movie and show, the students wear different clothing every single day. It's not just the rich kids, either. Everyone jut seems to have an infinite wardrobe. Sure, it kinda makes sense that the "Plastics" in Mean Girls have a new ensemble every day, but why does everyone else? In reality, high school kids are just rotating five outfits and wearing them in a different order each week. The boys are probably wearing the same pants every single day, and with the advent of yoga pants, the same is probably true for the girls.77990Agree or disagree?
Teenagers Are Awesome At Sex
Sexual proficiency really isn't attained until adulthood, and even then it's no guarantee. But, according to Hollywood, these people must have just forgotten how to do it, because all high schoolers are great at it! Perhaps the greatest example of this in entertainment history comes from an unlikely source. In the Friends episode, "The One With The Ick Factor," Monica unknowingly sleeps with a high school senior, and it's actually his first time. After they do the deed, Monica is truly satisfied, saying, "There was nothing wrong with that!" Obviously, there's a lot wrong with it. And if a high school virgin actually lost his v-card to an experienced 30-year-old woman, there is virtually no way she'd come out of it satisfied. The likelihood that she'd experience immediate self-loathing is infinitely higher.57687Agree or disagree?
Everybody Throws Epic Parties
High school parties are crazy. Hundreds of kids pack into a suburban house that always has a pool, enough high-end booze to supply a Las Vegas club, and every room is occupied by a hot teenage couple doing the dirty. At least we saw that in One Tree Hill when Nathan Scott threw a party, or on The O.C. when Holly Fischer did. Of course, it happens in movies too, like Can't Hardly Wait, Spider-Man: Homecoming, and Project X, which is a movie entirely about high school kids throwing one of these mega parties that have never happened in real life because adults exist. If high school kids even manage to get together around a bottle of booze, it's four or five of them in an empty parking lot or cornfield.57996Agree or disagree?